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Old 06-08-10, 05:30 PM   #286
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The HQ is an outhouse, or did Shultz get an upgrade on his sleeping accomidations from dirt to sh*tshack?
I think Schulz believes that it is safer to be in the sh*tshack as Raptor can't shoot it. The explosion would just annihilate the entire base including the strafing aircraft.
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Old 06-09-10, 03:08 PM   #287
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We flying tonight? Jims TS is down.
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Old 06-09-10, 03:10 PM   #288
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started mine, if it's required. Can always switch, whichever is prefered.
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Old 06-09-10, 04:27 PM   #289
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Lolwaffles: F-86 Sabre special


Oberon tries to take off in his F-86 Sabre but is hit by the evil disco runway


"Let Oberon commit suicide first" says Hunter shortly before he crashes


Mashed Potato


Now everyone has a Sabre...Oberon no longer feels unique


Low recon


Valley running


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Old 06-09-10, 05:35 PM   #290
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Raptor sacrifices his elevator for the greater glory!


Oberon valley flies


Raptor goes around after Spud queue jumped


Raptor gets his revenge against Spuds two transgressions:


Spud asks Raptor to stop him spinning, Raptor happily complies


Hunter runs for the toilets
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Old 06-10-10, 03:24 AM   #291
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"Let Oberon commit suicide first" says Hunter shortly before he crashes
Thanks to Task Force shouting ''TREES ON THE RUNWAY''

little bugger...

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Old 06-10-10, 07:09 AM   #292
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Well, In IL2 you can never trust trees... and thats something you dont see everyday.
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Old 06-10-10, 07:26 AM   #293
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My god after flying Il2 for (how?) many years one should have learned the difference between:
Invisible tree = kaboom
visible tree = decoration with no collision model.

Why oh why am I the only competent person here.
Or maybe it's just my awesome intellect, that also made me the greatest artist ever, that simply makes me so superior to the rest of mankind.


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Old 06-10-10, 07:29 AM   #294
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Hmm... because you a evil german!

You do realise, trees are dangerous, they found out we are cutting them down, and stuff and now they run into the middle of the runway to kill us.
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Old 06-10-10, 09:45 AM   #295
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My god after flying Il2 for (how?) many years one should have learned the difference between:
Invisible tree = kaboom
visible tree = decoration with no collision model.
HALT DIE SCHNAUZE!

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Old 06-10-10, 10:25 AM   #296
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HALT DIE SCHNAUZE!

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You can't even cut that invisible tree down, hunter?
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Old 06-10-10, 10:31 AM   #297
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You can't even cut that invisible tree down, hunter?
You know that just by touching an invisible tree you explode into a million pieces regardless of anything, right...?
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Old 06-10-10, 10:38 AM   #298
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You know that just by touching an invisible tree you explode into a million pieces regardless of anything, right...?
Well, cut it down with the Orbital Laser Platform?
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Old 06-10-10, 11:24 AM   #299
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HALT DIE SCHNAUZE!
Wait, no grammar mistake this time?

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Old 06-10-10, 12:37 PM   #300
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