The Bilge - Page 2

vanjast · 07-07-14, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Blind hookers... NICE! makes it more that worth while ...and they seem good with the long range 'hand shaking' - practicing their range techniques with those sticks

Jimbuna · 07-07-14, 05:15 AM

You keep an eye on the aft hatch Steve and I'll do my usual and charge in through the conning tower.

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 06:30 AM

Who called the johndarms...err seandarms...err the coppers?

It's ok if you boys in blue stay. We need someone to protect the coffee can, uhhh treasury.

That Tango guy looks a little shifty.

Can I get you fellas to run some background checks? Truculent people make me nervous and poor Armistead gets apoplectic because he doesn't handle brutal criticism well.{I reference his stint as a Broadway producer} Another trip to the sanitarium would not be good.

By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two.

Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi.

Don't say anything about my girlfriends.
There's only one thing that would make them look better...
Drivers licenses issued in 2018.

PS:
Those aren't sticks, they are personal pleasure devices. Just ask Armistead. Those things have been in his aft hatch numerous times.

The Gerbils were becoming expensive and PETA was sniffing around.

Armistead · 07-07-14, 07:28 AM

Wolferz,

You can't just let every Tom, Dick

and Harry in the Bilge....without proper hazing, indoctrination and rituals. It's only fair we hold a vote. Tango wants in, it must be voted on.

I vote him in... He is now a member in poor standing.

I also have a request. I want to make Attungabungholey {If I misspelled his name, I think we know who I mean} a full member and even appt him to non elected office as our Chief of Foreign Affairs. He can deal with all non Americans. I think he should also take on paulhagers office and do speeches and spellchecing. I love the way he writes, even not understanding it. I plan to get him to start posting for me on FB, write to my wife, etc..

He fully agrees to all rituals

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Armistead · 07-07-14, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

You keep an eye on the aft hatch Steve and I'll do my usual and charge in through the conning tower.

Someone grease the ladder rungs fore and aft...

This is not a revolution this time, we simply have dwindled in numbers due to mismanagement by a president that leads from the rear.. We're just trying to expose ourselves to others that might not know about the bilge.

....but with Steve aft and you fore to watch us, we know our fates are in each others hands....

Rhodes · 07-07-14, 08:06 AM

Are you all free masons?

Armistead · 07-07-14, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Rhodes

Are you all free masons?

I think Wolferz is a Shriner and I belong to local Moose 327

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 09:59 AM

Yeah, yeah. Sign up whoever you want.
I'm busy watching pron and vacuuming and you know I hate to be interrupted when I'm cleaning my clock.

This is the best part too. What's behind the green door?

The fez is slimming don't ya think? It doubles as a garbage can too.

vanjast · 07-07-14, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two.

Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi.

No problems... I was suppose to put 'my' between the two

, but my hands are a few steps behind my brain.. so they forgot.

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by vanjast

No problems... I was suppose to put 'my' between the two

, but my hands are a few steps behind my brain.. so they forgot.

I can relate. Mine are too. Especially when the hands initiate groping mode before the brain can tell them that it's inapropriate.

Rhodes · 07-07-14, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

What's behind the green door?

Marilyn Chambers, I think!

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhodes

Are you all free masons?

Better than being slave masons for the pharaohs.

Wolferz · 07-07-14, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhodes

Marilyn Chambers, I think!

I knew there was a room back there. Didn't know it was named Marilyn.

Thanks for spoiling the ending.

Rhodes · 07-07-14, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Thanks for spoiling the ending.

Tango589 · 07-07-14, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

That Tango guy looks a little shifty.

A little shifty? I'll have you know I'm a LOT shifty. In fact, I was runner-up in the 2010 All England Mr Shifty contest. I was soundly thrashed by some fella by the name of Buna (but that was in the bar after the contest, after he had drunk 6 pints of Old and Nasty, tried to get freaky with the landlords' dog and vomited in the Aspidistra).

07-07-14, 05:15 AM	#17
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You keep an eye on the aft hatch Steve and I'll do my usual and charge in through the conning tower. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-07-14, 06:30 AM	#18
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Who called the johndarms...err seandarms...err the coppers? It's ok if you boys in blue stay. We need someone to protect the coffee can, uhhh treasury. That Tango guy looks a little shifty. Can I get you fellas to run some background checks? Truculent people make me nervous and poor Armistead gets apoplectic because he doesn't handle brutal criticism well.{I reference his stint as a Broadway producer} Another trip to the sanitarium would not be good. By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two. Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi. Don't say anything about my girlfriends. There's only one thing that would make them look better... Drivers licenses issued in 2018. PS: Those aren't sticks, they are personal pleasure devices. Just ask Armistead. Those things have been in his aft hatch numerous times. The Gerbils were becoming expensive and PETA was sniffing around. __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 07-07-14 at 07:23 AM.

07-07-14, 07:28 AM	#19
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Wolferz, You can't just let every Tom, Dick and Harry in the Bilge....without proper hazing, indoctrination and rituals. It's only fair we hold a vote. Tango wants in, it must be voted on. I vote him in... He is now a member in poor standing. I also have a request. I want to make Attungabungholey {If I misspelled his name, I think we know who I mean} a full member and even appt him to non elected office as our Chief of Foreign Affairs. He can deal with all non Americans. I think he should also take on paulhagers office and do speeches and spellchecing. I love the way he writes, even not understanding it. I plan to get him to start posting for me on FB, write to my wife, etc.. He fully agrees to all rituals. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Are you all free masons? __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

07-07-14, 09:59 AM	#23
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Yeah, yeah. Sign up whoever you want. I'm busy watching pron and vacuuming and you know I hate to be interrupted when I'm cleaning my clock. This is the best part too. What's behind the green door? The fez is slimming don't ya think? It doubles as a garbage can too. __________________ Tomorrow never comes