Luftwaffe 1943 Kuban Online AAR

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

Where are the pics from last night? That was fun...

Is that 3 kills in one sortie to get an Iron Cross or 3 kills overall?
I'm still a little confused by the system.

My Kills 1 (3) That's three in total, with 1 in my last sortie since I crashed in the second one?

Pics are coming, it's time consuming to follow all 4 planes only knowing when youself got a kill, so I have to go thru the track few times. If we have more ppl joining, I could really use help on this area.

The medal requirements are the amount of kills without dying.

Your kills are 1 (3), because you got 2 kills on sorties 1-2 and died, so the "kill streak" started again. The (3) is the total kills on the campaing, the number infront of it shows the kills with this "life".

[HunterICX]

Originally Posted by Oberon

I'm tempted to join but I suspect the Luftwaffe will run out of planes....

then you havent seen our last sortie a 4 total planes we lost
Joint, as its for Fun if you read the AAR we are completly beeing the Air Clownz.

HunterICX

[Kratos]

Pics are coming, it's time consuming to follow all 4 planes only knowing when youself got a kill, so I have to go thru the track few times. If we have more ppl joining, I could really use help on this area.

What do you need matey?
forgot to record trks last night so i cant help on this occasion, but if you can make it clear before we start a sortie , i'm sure everyone will do there bit..
allocating workload will make life easier, just ask everyone to do a particular task, ie: if everyone takes screenies of someone elses flight,pack em up and send to you.That way the pics are not going to vary in quality and have different effects added.

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by Kratos

What do you need matey?
forgot to record trks last night so i cant help on this occasion, but if you can make it clear before we start a sortie , i'm sure everyone will do there bit..
allocating workload will make life easier, just ask everyone to do a particular task, ie: if everyone takes screenies of someone elses flight,pack em up and send to you.That way the pics are not going to vary in quality and have different effects added.

I could use 1 or 2 people (depending how many of us are playing) to take some screenshots. But we would need to think who takes screenshots of who, so there wouldnt be 3xscreenshots of the same kill etc. The ideal thing would be if everyone would take screenshots of their own sortie, that'd make it fast as you'd know when to expect the kill and crank down the time compression. But any help is welcome. I can do the effects etc.

[XabbaRus]

OK I'll record my next sorties and do my own screenies to send to you.

We are the Flying Circus...

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

OK I'll record my next sorties and do my own screenies to send to you.

We are the Flying Circus...

Thanks, this just what I need. No tracks send to me, but screenshots. I've now ran the tracks of 1st & 2nd sortie twice both and still didnt get every kill. So, if you dont see your kill on the screenshots, sry, I have missed it then.

[XabbaRus]

Well I know I got 3 in total last night so I'[m not going to grump.

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

Well I know I got 3 in total last night so I'[m not going to grump.

Cant remember how many I "photographed", hell, wouldnt be surprised if there was 4 killphotos for you. :rotfl:

[XabbaRus]

I'll take 4

Oh what happens if you fly under a bridge and your attacker flys into it? Does that count as a kill?

I seem to remember that Chuck Yeager got two kills when a wingman rammed into his leader when yeager attacked and din't fire a shot.

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

I'll take 4

Oh what happens if you fly under a bridge and your attacker flys into it? Does that count as a kill?

I seem to remember that Chuck Yeager got two kills when a wingman rammed into his leader when yeager attacked and din't fire a shot.

No, kills are what the game counts as kills. "Enemy Aircraft Destroyed" = kill.

[Dowly]

ATTENTION!

For tonight's possible games, we are using my TS server, as me & Hunter are having problems connecting to the jimbuna's.

IP has been changed from the last time: 84.250.201.179 password is wolf

[NiclDoe]

im having the same thing as you guys

[HunterICX]

16/01/1943

Dowly: New to the eastern front Xabba?
Xabbarus: No, seen some action in the north east
Kratos: Nothing much up there is it?
Xabbarus: Not really, what about here?
Dowly: Almost a Daily double shift.
Xabbarus: Sounds better.
HunterICX: Wait till you meet the fat chief Goering
Xabbarus: great.....
Dowly: yeah, just ignore him and you'll be fine and keep your aircraft in 1 piece.
Kratos: Ow yep, keep it as you get it...or else you must take a umbrella to his office to cover yourself from his spit.


Officer: Gentlemen, your new orders
Dowly: it better be good!

HunterICX/Dowly/Xabbarus/Kratos at the runway -



Xabbarus: So whats the order?
HunterICX: the usual , goering whants us to babysit JABO's from the I/KG1
Dowly: Yuch...again?
Kratos: Yeah yeah Dowly, Again.
Dowly: but I want to shoot down enemy fighters!
HunterICX: I rather be in bed right now...darn cold it is here.

Radio chatter -

Xabbarus: All clear here.
HunterICX: same is up here.
Kratos: I have a Top gunner ontop of me, knock it off dowly
Dowly: but I'm bored....
Kratos: and I want to keep my aircraft in the air!
Xabbarus: watch out we have flak.
Dowly: if this you call flak, then goering is quiete a male super model.
(Ground Control)Goering: I HEARD ZTHAT!
Kratos: Ow why is it me again, got hit by flak!
Kratos: Ow boy, its a good hit, my engine is acting up
Xabbarus: Return to base Kratos.
Kratos: I doubt the aircraft will make it as I have a fuel leak too
HunterICX: its always you that has the bad luck isnt it?
Kratos: Seems so.

Kratos landing -

Kratos: Lucky me, I see the airfield
<dying engine sound>
Kratos: Whoops, Out of fuel
HunterICX: Good luck!
Kratos: Goering is going to hate me for this




HunterICX/Xabbarus/Dowly engaging enemy fighters-

Dowly: Fighters 11 O'clock
Xabbarus: roger , attacking the enemy now
HunterICX: Roger, engaging the bandits
Dowly: Whooohoo finally some action!
Xabbarus: P40's seems the americans are helping the russians.
HunterICX: I dont like the 50cals on those things
Dowly: you dont like anything that shoots at you.



HunterICX: Nice shot dowly
Xabbarus: they....turn...quiete...fast...
HunterICX: get him Xabbarus!



Dowly: Nice one mate
Xabba: Watch out mate, incomming bandits.
Dowly: Yeh, see them
HunterICX: come on honey, be nice and stay in my gunsight, I just wanna kiss your tail
Dowly: Oh...oh...Hunter is in his mood again.
HunterICX: yeah, like that..now let me softly kiss your aircraft



HunterICX: got one!
Xabbarus: Watch out Hunter 5 O'clock high diving on you!
HunterICX: Where? <bullet whissling> <bullet impacts>
Dowly: Hunter?
HunterICX: Ouch, got holes in my right wing! windshield is full of Oil! I'm outta here!
HunterICX: Dang, they are really mad at me , they are going to finish me!
Dowly: go faster!
HunterICX: cant!
HunterICX: Owowowowowow....lost...wing..wowowow rolling around, getting sick!
<Crash!>
Dowly: Hunter!
Xabbarus: He's gone...
HunterICX: Not quiet! but call a doctor, I can't feel my balls anymore!!!
Dowly: will do.

Xabbarus: Aaarg...out of ammo returning to base
Dowly: good luck, I still have some left
Xabbarus: ok, will see you back to base.
Dowly: ok...<Machine gun rattling>



Dowly: Wow! the aircraft just blew to bits!

Dowly: and now for my 3th kill!



Dowly: and thats the last one, going back now
<Bullet impacts>
Dowly: PERKELE!
Xabbarus: Whats going on mate?
Dowly: got peppered by a sneaky git on my six!
Xabbarus: get the hell out of there, or your fate is the same of that of Hunters
Dowly: Hell no! I aint going to crush my balls today!

Xabbarus landing -



Kratos walks towards Xabbarus plane -

Kratos: where are the others clowns?
Xabbarus: One is crashed and is looking for his balls
Kratos: Must be Hunter
Xabbarus: yep, Dowly is racing back to base
Dowly: dang...my wing is messed, leaning to to right too much
Kratos: your aircraft was never balanced , ferret
Dowly: your aircraft hasnt seen a 2nd daylight kratos.
Kratos: yes it does, only its smoking a bit now...good if you want to warm up your hands
Dowly: Seeying it from here
Xabbarus: I better park my aircraft over there..out of the way
Dowly: Oww...<swearing in finnish>
Kratos: yadda yadda yadda Dowly...get your arse down here.



Goering: THATZ THE ZECOND MESSERSCHMIDT!!!
Kratos: I didnt knew he could count...
Xabbarus: keep it down kratos, hehehe
Dowly: pfew..made it!

4 hours later -

Dowly: Ah..there is HunterICX
HunterICX: Hi I see you are all ok!
Kratos: you too I see
HunterICX: My usual self I guess
Dowly: yep
Xabbarus: Whats in that bag?
HunterICX: My balls! now I go to the doctor to re-attach them.
Xabbarus: he..wasnt..joking..was he?
Dowly: About his balls? Nah, he doesnt joke about those.
Xabbarus: I think I need a drink and a cigarette
Dowly: yeah, me too
Goering: Whas about thiz mess?
Kratos passes broom to Goering -
Kratos: here you go.

End of patrol 3

HunterICX

[Dowly]

Hilarious as usual, mate! :rotfl:

[NiclDoe]

Could this thread be a ticky becuase nobody is posting at the other sticky that Dowly found. Its just a suggestion.:hmm: Dont take it personally Hunter