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07-07-14, 05:15 AM | #16 |
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07-07-14, 05:15 AM | #17 |
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You keep an eye on the aft hatch Steve and I'll do my usual and charge in through the conning tower.
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07-07-14, 06:30 AM | #18 |
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Who called the johndarms...err seandarms...err the coppers?
It's ok if you boys in blue stay. We need someone to protect the coffee can, uhhh treasury. That Tango guy looks a little shifty. Can I get you fellas to run some background checks? Truculent people make me nervous and poor Armistead gets apoplectic because he doesn't handle brutal criticism well.{I reference his stint as a Broadway producer} Another trip to the sanitarium would not be good. By the way, "worthwhile" is one word, not two. Apologies vanjast. I'm a spelling Nazi. Don't say anything about my girlfriends. There's only one thing that would make them look better... Drivers licenses issued in 2018. PS: Those aren't sticks, they are personal pleasure devices. Just ask Armistead. Those things have been in his aft hatch numerous times. The Gerbils were becoming expensive and PETA was sniffing around.
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07-07-14, 07:28 AM | #19 |
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Wolferz,
You can't just let every Tom, Dick and Harry in the Bilge....without proper hazing, indoctrination and rituals. It's only fair we hold a vote. Tango wants in, it must be voted on. I vote him in... He is now a member in poor standing. I also have a request. I want to make Attungabungholey {If I misspelled his name, I think we know who I mean} a full member and even appt him to non elected office as our Chief of Foreign Affairs. He can deal with all non Americans. I think he should also take on paulhagers office and do speeches and spellchecing. I love the way he writes, even not understanding it. I plan to get him to start posting for me on FB, write to my wife, etc.. He fully agrees to all rituals.
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07-07-14, 07:34 AM | #20 | |
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Someone grease the ladder rungs fore and aft... This is not a revolution this time, we simply have dwindled in numbers due to mismanagement by a president that leads from the rear.. We're just trying to expose ourselves to others that might not know about the bilge. ....but with Steve aft and you fore to watch us, we know our fates are in each others hands....
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You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 07-07-14 at 07:48 AM. |
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07-07-14, 08:06 AM | #21 |
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Are you all free masons?
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07-07-14, 08:10 AM | #22 |
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I think Wolferz is a Shriner and I belong to local Moose 327
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07-07-14, 09:59 AM | #23 |
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Yeah, yeah. Sign up whoever you want.
I'm busy watching pron and vacuuming and you know I hate to be interrupted when I'm cleaning my clock. This is the best part too. What's behind the green door? The fez is slimming don't ya think? It doubles as a garbage can too.
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07-07-14, 12:12 PM | #24 |
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07-07-14, 12:59 PM | #25 |
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I can relate. Mine are too. Especially when the hands initiate groping mode before the brain can tell them that it's inapropriate.
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07-07-14, 01:01 PM | #26 |
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07-07-14, 01:07 PM | #27 |
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Better than being slave masons for the pharaohs.
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07-07-14, 01:10 PM | #28 |
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I knew there was a room back there. Didn't know it was named Marilyn.
Thanks for spoiling the ending.
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07-07-14, 01:29 PM | #29 |
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07-07-14, 02:22 PM | #30 |
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A little shifty? I'll have you know I'm a LOT shifty. In fact, I was runner-up in the 2010 All England Mr Shifty contest. I was soundly thrashed by some fella by the name of Buna (but that was in the bar after the contest, after he had drunk 6 pints of Old and Nasty, tried to get freaky with the landlords' dog and vomited in the Aspidistra).
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