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11-12-09, 05:38 PM | #16 |
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What? Who is North Korea? And China is just a sad broken nation in a civil war...
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11-12-09, 07:34 PM | #17 |
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I've often thought Manchukuo would be a nice place to visit, comrades...
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11-12-09, 08:51 PM | #18 |
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Excellent idea! Right after our trip to Berlin...
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11-13-09, 07:05 PM | #19 |
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11-13-09, 08:58 PM | #20 |
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11-14-09, 05:51 AM | #21 |
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That evening in the Gulagwaffle's Barrack.
*Schroeder throws knifes onto a picture on the wall of a Panzer III* Schroeder: I'll get you, next time! HunterICX: You had your chance the second sortie....but I think you've learned that flying too low over wagons that carry ammo for those fascists is not a good thing to do. Schroeder:but but I'm fliyng a IL2! HunterICX: which still has some design flaws...its the 1st in it's series...Ratpor1 is working on it. Schroeder: Ah....Potato. *Potato does a funny walk and hold himself against the wall* Schroeder: Too much of the Vodka ingredient? Potato: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.....*hic* HunterICX: Explains the attempt to fly with one wing at that take off. Potato: If I diwnd't ghit those Fuuuel Depot's I woud've succeeded...hehe Schroeder: that would have proven that the equipment of the people's party is superior. HunterICX: Ah well better luck next time. *door opens and Oberon comes in followed by the General Commisar of the NKVD Raptor1* Oberon: I knew it! I knew it! that barrel wasn't part of the flight controls in my Hurricane Raptor1: Correct Oberon: It was you! hiding behind the panel Raptor1: correct, I had orders to shoot the leading Polski officer if he tried anything funny. Oberon: Repeat please Raptor1: Silence! I should've have shot you when you buzzed Comrade Hunter..how dare you to buzz a people's aircraft and land on the wrong airbase! Oberon: How I dare? I'm the The People's Repeative Polski Airman! HunterICX: Figures..... Oberon: Repeat, Please! HunterICX: ugh.... *Potato loses balance and crashed into the desk* Raptor1: *aims mosin-nagant* HunterICX: No Comrade!, Sgt.Potato has been testing if the people's potatos where good enough for the vodka they brewed last night Raptor1: Ah...ok. *Raptor1 passes the photo of the Panzer III when a knife passed close to his face and hits the Panzer III* Raptor1: YOU! Schroeder: watch out where you going! Raptor1: Grrmmmmm Oberon: Repeat, please! *all look at Oberon* Oberon: Uh...oh..... *Oberon storms out of the GulagWaffle's Barrack* HunterICX
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11-14-09, 12:41 PM | #22 |
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I hate Panzers!!!
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11-14-09, 01:47 PM | #23 |
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Meanwhile, behind German lines, a new Panzer III variant is unvieled. |
11-14-09, 02:51 PM | #24 |
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Oh sh*t. The Bundeswehr is still equipped with Panzer IIIs.
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11-15-09, 01:20 PM | #25 |
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IM BACK!!!
This powerless experience started when I was on teamspeak thursday and was gonna tell them I was probably gonna not have power soon, and just as I was pressing the send button... It happend... And I just got it back awhile ago! Stupid nor'easter...
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11-15-09, 04:30 PM | #26 |
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Comrade Raptovs secret weather control device, Comrade Cthulhu! |
11-15-09, 05:07 PM | #27 |
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11-15-09, 06:17 PM | #28 |
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Are we influenced by Japanese tentacle porn?!
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11-15-09, 07:06 PM | #29 |
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11-16-09, 04:24 PM | #30 |
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Comrades, witness the footage. It show the evidence that we invented Hip Hop, not the black people!
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