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I asked my wife which DVD she would like to watch.
She said, "Let's watch something with a happy ending." So we watched our wedding video in reverse.
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#2777 |
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Nothing worse than when someone is smoking next to you and you end up stinking of it for the rest of the day.
I hate being a fireman
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What's the difference between a practical joke and a temperature?
Nurses can take a temperature.
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You can tell that the build up to the 2016 Olympics in Brazil have now started.
People are already throwing money at Rio.
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My mechanic charged me for the air in my new tires.
When I asked him about it, he blamed inflation.
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Rio Ferdinand is still in shock after getting struck above the eye by a two pence coin.
Being a Premier League footballer, he had no idea monetary denominations came lower than £20 notes.
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The Suicide Hotline is so unreliable. They always leave people hanging.
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I'm raging about that nurse killing herself over the Royal family radio prank.
It was supposed to be my wife's shift.
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In anticipation of '50 Shades of Grey, the movie', I've made an invention to make me rich.
Guttering for the cinema seats.
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Even though I work 72 hours a week, my wages don't go very far.
There's a bookies next door.
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My fat wife is going to her works Christmas do tonight and she reckons she might get lucky.
I assume that means someone might drop out and there's a spare dinner.
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I hate how everyone thinks Rudolph is cute for having a red nose.
Has anyone actually considered that he is an abusive alcoholic?
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I hid my wife's Christmas present in her own drawer.
The one were she keeps all her sexy knickers and stockings that she used to wear. She'll never think to look in there, ever.
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I was hitting on this girl earlier when my friend pulled me aside and said "Don't waste your time, she has a boyfriend"
I said, "So what, football teams have goalies, but that doesn't mean you can't score"
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Read an article on herbs earlier. It was about thyme.
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