Jungle Teawaffles on the Irrawaddy - Page 17

Oberon · 04-18-10, 08:45 AM

Ha! The Italian army has advanced its protocols! It has discovered that you can retreat faster if you turn the tank around

Raptor1 · 04-18-10, 10:17 AM

Perhaps it's a field modification to the tanks; since the regular Italian tanks are built to go faster in reverse, they must've turned the engine around to allow them to retreat by going forwards...

Oberon · 04-18-10, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

Perhaps it's a field modification to the tanks; since the regular Italian tanks are built to go faster in reverse, they must've turned the engine around to allow them to retreat by going forwards...

That's why we got the Japanese experts in. They modified our tanks to go faster forwards whilst carrying bayonets on the cannon.
Caro Armato Banzai Retreeeat!!

Schroeder · 04-18-10, 02:42 PM

Isn't banzai retreat a contradiction in itself?

Oberon · 04-18-10, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Isn't banzai retreat a contradiction in itself?

Aren't Italian tanks a contradiction in themselves?

Raptor1 · 04-18-10, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

Isn't banzai retreat a contradiction in itself?

Definitely not. Banzai means 'ten thousand years', and since we know Italians have been in the retreating business since at least the 16th century, that might not be so far from the truth in some time.

Task Force · 04-20-10, 03:30 PM

Welcome to the crashing party Arclight .

Oberon · 04-20-10, 04:49 PM

Egads, we have two cheesies now?

Raptor1 · 04-20-10, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Egads, we have two cheesies now?

You weren't there to assist us in driving the menace out, so...yeah...

HunterICX · 04-20-10, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Egads, we have two cheesies now?

It's not getting too cheesy for ya know is it

HunterICX

Oberon · 04-20-10, 05:22 PM

I turn my back for two minutes and the Dutch take over...

Just like old times...

Arclight · 04-20-10, 05:57 PM

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Welcome to the crashing party Arclight .

Is that what it's about? Think I can manage that.

Task Force · 04-20-10, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Arclight

Is that what it's about? Think I can manage that.

Yep, Its oberons specialty.

Schroeder · 04-20-10, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

I turn my back for two minutes and the Dutch take over...

Just like old times...

It's all your fault!!!!!

You let it happen and we will all take our revenge when you show up next time. We will feed you cheese until you die a slow smelling death!!!!

Oberon · 04-20-10, 06:17 PM

What do you mean my fault?! You didn't exactly need my assistance the last time you had to deal with the Dutch!!

04-18-10, 10:17 AM	#242
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Perhaps it's a field modification to the tanks; since the regular Italian tanks are built to go faster in reverse, they must've turned the engine around to allow them to retreat by going forwards... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

04-18-10, 02:42 PM	#244
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Isn't banzai retreat a contradiction in itself? __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

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04-18-10, 08:45 AM	#241
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Ha! The Italian army has advanced its protocols! It has discovered that you can retreat faster if you turn the tank around

04-20-10, 04:49 PM	#248
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Egads, we have two cheesies now?

04-20-10, 05:22 PM	#251
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I turn my back for two minutes and the Dutch take over... Just like old times...

04-20-10, 06:17 PM	#255
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	What do you mean my fault?! You didn't exactly need my assistance the last time you had to deal with the Dutch!!