This is the comment thread! pt II - Page 14

Jimbuna · 12-01-22, 01:15 PM

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Jimbuna · 12-03-22, 05:46 AM

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

Jimbuna · 12-04-22, 12:16 PM

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Catfish · 12-04-22, 02:54 PM

"To hunt mushrooms, you have to think like a mushroom."
(Swedish proverb)

Jimbuna · 12-05-22, 07:17 AM

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

Dave Barry

Jimbuna · 12-06-22, 05:53 AM

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

mapuc · 12-06-22, 07:40 AM

(Didn't know where to put it-because I don't want to start a new thread)

Tonight 85-90 % of us will for a brief moment at 19.56 be ingulfed in darkness

Quote:

"According to our calculations, the moment of maximum darkness happens on Tuesday, December 6, 2022, at 19:56," they write on their website.

"At that instant, the sky will be completely dark for about 85.92 percent of the world’s population as the night reigns across the three most populous continents: Asia, Africa, and Europe (with very minor exceptions)."

https://www.iflscience.com/for-a-bri...darkness-66517

Markus

Jimbuna · 12-07-22, 06:35 AM

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

Jimbuna · 12-08-22, 06:23 AM

Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

Jimbuna · 12-09-22, 03:56 PM

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

Jimbuna · 12-10-22, 07:45 AM

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

mapuc · 12-11-22, 09:27 AM

I was chewing on a steak-Oh manner was it very dry and though to chew...then I woke up and...I was chewing on my pillow

Markus

Jimbuna · 12-11-22, 01:01 PM

Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer.

Jimbuna · 12-12-22, 06:43 AM

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. - coolfunnyquotes.com

Jimbuna · 12-13-22, 08:48 AM

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

12-01-22, 01:15 PM	#196
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-03-22, 05:46 AM	#197
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-04-22, 12:16 PM	#198
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-04-22, 02:54 PM	#199
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,802 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	"To hunt mushrooms, you have to think like a mushroom." (Swedish proverb) __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

12-05-22, 07:17 AM	#200
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. Dave Barry __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-06-22, 05:53 AM	#201
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-07-22, 06:35 AM	#203
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-08-22, 06:23 AM	#204
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-22, 03:56 PM	#205
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I love my job only when I'm on vacation. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-10-22, 07:45 AM	#206
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-11-22, 09:27 AM	#207
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,563 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	I was chewing on a steak-Oh manner was it very dry and though to chew...then I woke up and...I was chewing on my pillow Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

12-11-22, 01:01 PM	#208
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-12-22, 06:43 AM	#209
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog. - coolfunnyquotes.com __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-13-22, 08:48 AM	#210
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!