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06-21-12, 06:56 PM | #2011 |
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(Im Back!, And sadly the jokes didnt get any better. So here's a very "Great" One-liner to celebrate my return!)
"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades"...Eh? Last edited by RundownJet; 06-22-12 at 12:14 AM. |
06-21-12, 06:59 PM | #2012 |
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"I quit my job at the helium factory, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"...Eh?
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06-21-12, 07:04 PM | #2013 |
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"A baby seal walks into a club." ..Eh?
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06-21-12, 08:05 PM | #2014 |
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where's bossmark and jimbuna- we need help here
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06-21-12, 08:54 PM | #2015 |
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Sounds like you guys missed my Jokes!
So here's another one!..Eh? Q: How do celebrities stay cool? A: They have many fans! Last edited by RundownJet; 06-22-12 at 12:05 AM. |
06-21-12, 08:59 PM | #2016 |
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And one more for good measure..For now Eh?
There was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. He was a real tan gent! Last edited by RundownJet; 06-22-12 at 12:05 AM. |
06-21-12, 11:54 PM | #2017 |
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I went for a job as a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out..Eh?
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06-22-12, 12:03 AM | #2018 |
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"Couldn't pass this up"
Q: Why can a man never go hungry in a great desert? A: He can eat the sand which is there. |
06-22-12, 12:10 AM | #2019 |
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Q: How much do dead batteries cost?
A: Nothing - they're free of charge! |
06-22-12, 12:15 AM | #2020 |
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Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door. It had a stone hinge on it.
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06-22-12, 01:25 AM | #2021 |
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With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Melbourne City Council, Australia has established a "Women Only" parking lot.
Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Please see below for the first picture available of this world-first parking lot in Australia:
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06-22-12, 01:44 AM | #2022 |
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'I'm thinking of whitewashing the shed,' said Finnegan to the barman Michael McGee.
'What colour were you thinking of whitewashing it?' asked McGee. 'Well, I was thinking of whitewashing it green,' mused Finnegan. 'But I'm not sure if I can spare the time.' 'Why don't you let my lad do it for you,' suggested Mick. 'He'll whitewash it any colour you like. He won't charge you a penny and it'll be a few quid for the boy as well!
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06-22-12, 07:38 AM | #2023 |
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I was standing at the bar when a girl came up to me.
"Fancy buying me a drink?" She said, "Sure," I replied. "If you let me choose." "Okay," she grinned. "But how will you know what I want?" "Well, it's kind of a talent," I smiled. "All I do is look a girl up and down and I know exactly what drink suits her best." "Okay," she giggled. "You can choose for me." So I turned to the barman and said, "Diet coke, mate."
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06-22-12, 11:30 AM | #2024 |
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Time for more "Great" Jokes!
Q: Why did the horse request to move stables? A: He couldn't stand the neigh-bours! |
06-22-12, 11:32 AM | #2025 |
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"I just "affixed" a stamp to an envelope as the envelope instructed me to do. I realised that I enjoy affixing stamps. Does this make me a stamp affixionado?"..Eh?
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