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07-07-11, 11:14 AM | #151 |
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BBC News: "3 Cliff Walkers Fall to Their Death"
Wow, what were the chances of them all having the same name?
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07-07-11, 02:19 PM | #152 |
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A man named Bill woke up on his birthday. His wife and kids didn't even say good morning to him. So, he left for work in a huff. His receptionist, Joanna, said happy birthday. "Thanks, Joanna. That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day." Bill replied, pleased. So he worked until his lunch break, when Joanna asked if he fancied a lunch. Instead of taking their usual lunch just outside, they went to a big beautiful bistro. " My apartment is just around the corner. Would you like to visit?" Joanna asked. "Sure, why not?" Bill replied. At her apartment, Bill sat down on the couch. Joanna said she'd be right back and stepped into the bedroom. Minutes later, she came back out followed by Bills family, friends, and co-workers. Bill just sat there... naked.
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07-07-11, 03:50 PM | #153 |
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"Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"
"Well, why don't you ask your sister?" "But I don't have a..."
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07-08-11, 03:18 AM | #154 |
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Paddy went to the doctors complaining of a bad back
The doc asks how he did it 'Having sex doggy fashion' says Paddy 'Why dont you try the normal position?' 'I have' said paddy 'but the dog keeps licking my face!'
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07-08-11, 04:34 AM | #155 |
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The News Of The World.
Proving finally without a doubt 'No news is good news'.
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07-08-11, 07:03 AM | #156 | |
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07-08-11, 08:07 AM | #157 |
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There are 3 kind of people in general
1. The fool who thinks he is smart 2. The fool who thinks he is wise and 3. The wise who realizes he is a fool....until he forgets he is one.
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07-08-11, 09:59 AM | #158 |
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So I hear Thailand has its first female Prime Minister.
Or has it?
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07-08-11, 11:18 AM | #159 |
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oh dear lets just laugh at the news of the world
See you and its by by http://news.sky.com/skynews/Article/201107116026782
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07-08-11, 01:48 PM | #160 |
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world
Those who understand Binary Those who don't
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07-08-11, 01:51 PM | #161 |
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An Englishman is visiting an American farmer and is impressed with the production.
He asks the farmer what he does with the food his family can't eat? The farmer, being somewhat of a rum wit, replies "We eat what we can and what we can't we can" Well the Englishman though this was an awfully clever pun so when he got back home he wanted to tell his friends about it "when I asked the farmer what he did with the excess food, the farmer told me, 'we eat what we can and what we can't we put up in tins!'"
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07-08-11, 02:01 PM | #162 |
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Did you hear about the cannibal chief who showed up late for the monthly chiefs' luncheon?
They gave him the cold shoulder. |
07-08-11, 02:14 PM | #163 |
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My girlfriend must have been sat for ten minutes last night, wondering what to choose from the menu.
Eventually I had to step in and select, "Play Movie."
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07-08-11, 02:20 PM | #164 |
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07-09-11, 01:47 PM | #165 |
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did my intelligence come from?" The father replied, "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine."
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