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03-02-20, 08:53 AM | #1591 |
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Last year was one of the most memorable times of my life. I remember shouting “I don’t believe it, it’s a boy, it’s a boy!!”
That’s when I decided to never visit Thailand ever again.
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03-03-20, 08:46 AM | #1592 |
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Got an email from a bored housewife the other day looking for ‘some action’ so I decided to send her some of my ironing to keep her busy.
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03-03-20, 08:47 AM | #1593 |
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Have you heard about that new TV program about origami?
It’s paper view.
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03-04-20, 08:37 AM | #1594 |
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My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!
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03-04-20, 08:40 AM | #1595 |
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Saw 2 fat people talking earlier today. It was a HEAVY discussion!
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03-05-20, 07:10 AM | #1596 |
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Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.
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03-05-20, 07:12 AM | #1597 |
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If God made everything then does that mean he’s Chinese?
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03-06-20, 07:17 AM | #1598 |
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Heard on the news this morning that Donald Trump’s library caught fire last night. Apparently over 2,000 coloring books were destroyed.
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03-06-20, 07:22 AM | #1599 |
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Paddy won the lottery, 22 million, He went to collect his winnings and they said, "Really sorry Paddy but we haven’t got enough money to pay you it all. We will give you 11 million this week and 11 million next week" "Ah be Jesus says paddy. If your gonna mess me about gimme me pound back."
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03-06-20, 05:30 PM | #1600 |
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My grandfather was responsible for the downing of 100 German Aircraft during WWII
He was probably the worse mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
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03-07-20, 08:09 AM | #1601 |
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My dad died recently. He lost a lot of blood and nobody knew his blood-type. I’ll never forget his inspirational last words, “Be positive”.
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03-07-20, 08:10 AM | #1602 |
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Whatever you do always give 100%, unless your donating blood.
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03-07-20, 04:20 PM | #1603 |
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I don't donate blood any more. The last time I donated blood, they asked some awkward questions
"Whose blood is this?" "How did you get this much blood?"
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03-07-20, 06:26 PM | #1604 |
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The FBI and CIA came around knocking on my door!
Seems someone told them I have been talking to Aliens! Imagine their surprise when I told them they were Canadians! |
03-08-20, 07:07 AM | #1605 | |
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Quote:
You told the FBI and CIA that they were Canadians???
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