The Bilge

[Aktungbby]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

And Aktungbby screaming "Et tu Brute!" when the Bilge brew refused to stay in his alimentary system.

The stuff can turn yer toga brown!

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

The stuff can turn yer toga brown!

Don't worry, you can remove the stains with further applications of bilge brew. It's amazing what that stuff can shift. I'm currently in the galley fermenting Bilge Brew Xtra, an even heartier concoction with the inclusion of Swarfega, paint stripper and Agent Orange. As far as stain removal goes, it is rather on the ethnic end of the cleansing spectrum, but it tastes great in a highball glass with ice, lemon and a cherry on top. WARNING: Don't try getting all fancy and put a sparkler in it, it is highly flammable and Donna had all her clothes burnt off in the back-blast! Unfortunately, I was temporarily blinded in the explosion, so didn't get to see anything good.

[Armistead]

Wolferz,

Anyway I can bow out of this thing, maintain my current position, without us coming to blood? Guess you can never trust a non-rat...an English rat at that.

I was just thinking of the men in the bilge, wanting to better us. I didn't realize how prepared you were for any possible takeovers...And then donna, she's starting to look like a man, no figure, hairy legs, sticks, farts...

Simply, I erred, but you know what they say..."to err is human...to..ah, forget is human too?" Something like that..

I just wanted to feel the sun on my face....If you forgive me, I will put an end to this impeachment and we can get back to normal

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Tango589

Don't worry, you can remove the stains with further applications of bilge brew. It's amazing what that stuff can shift. I'm currently in the galley fermenting Bilge Brew Xtra, an even heartier concoction with the inclusion of Swarfega, paint stripper and Agent Orange. As far as stain removal goes, it is rather on the ethnic end of the cleansing spectrum, but it tastes great in a highball glass with ice, lemon and a cherry on top. WARNING: Don't try getting all fancy and put a sparkler in it, it is highly flammable and Donna had all her clothes burnt off in the back-blast! Unfortunately, I was temporarily blinded in the explosion, so didn't get to see anything good.

what a disappointment you turned out to be......so screwed up on bilge brew fumes you couldn't see what I was doing..

It' almost like no one paid me any attention at all.....

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by Armistead

It's almost like no one paid me any attention at all.....

Sorry, were you saying something? I wasn't paying attention.

[Tango589]

I thought the life of a bilge rat was going to be a good one, instead I'll we've had is bilge stew, bilge brew, threats of mutiny, history lessons and the worst cheese buffet ever. Oh yes, and me being 'hazed' with my own oil can by the Bilges' padre.

When does the party start?

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Tango589

I thought the life of a bilge rat was going to be a good one, instead I'll we've had is bilge stew, bilge brew, threats of mutiny, history lessons and the worst cheese buffet ever. Oh yes, and me being 'hazed' with my own oil can by the Bilges' padre.

When does the party start?

Lay off the Bilge Brew, son. We're deep into the after party at the moment.
Sober up ya scallywags.
We just got orders to head out on patrol.

Ahhh, deep water. That should curtail any more of Armistead's shenanigans.
Speaking of which... You have something in an earth tone hue on your chin.

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

C'mon I was merciful: no rattus rattus and our contribution to the Black Death from me! As for 'padre'??!! Deification of a bilgerat iss verboten!

We only hear newbs screaming, Oh God!, Oh God! when the Padre gets ahold of them. Easily fixed. The transfer paperwork is en route to HQ.
He's going to be the spiritual attache' to the President. I hear he likes his vespers from behind.

As for you my dear Armistead,
As you were. Save the rage for the enemas.

[Armistead]

Wolferz....I'm sorrr...sorrrrrr....I was wron......, I erred. I never liked Aktungbby...I consider him a humbug, a man of small capacity, very obstinate, not at all chivalrous, exceedingly conceited, and totally selfish.
His plans were not a fair fight, but a mere murder....I cannot kill a fellow rat, not now, I would rather fall on my sword....

To be honest, I'm not sure anymore of myself, my abilities. I can't spell, I confuse words, my prostate is swollen, I even dribble. My wife looks at me out of the corner of her eye with a look of disgust. Was I ever great to start with is the question?

Please, no punishment....maybe I need to be indoctrinated over.

I EXPOSE myself to you and your domination.......{I'm southern baptist}

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

C'mon I was merciful: no rattus rattus and our contribution to the Black Death from me! As for 'padre'??!! Deification of a bilgerat iss verboten!

You disgust me entirely! To think I put myself behind you.....You cant even speak American....You're more of a let down than my ex-wife. The betrayal, the evil of it...if I want that I'll go back to the Christian Forum..

Et tu, Aktung, Et tu?

Do I have one friend left....ONE, that will speak on my behalf?

[Jimbuna]

Probably not....are we all done now?

[Wolferz]

Heel,
It's all good. This isn't the first time you've played Larry the Lobster, threatening with your big claws and ultimately flipping that tail to propel you backwards out of harms way.

Be careful next time and don't bite off more cheese than you can chew. Especially with that working girl you hired.
Our English cousins are our allies so try not to get their knickers in a twist.
Jimbuna gets exceedingly teste if you do that.

C'mere ya crazy galoot. You gets a big ol' sloppy Bugs Bunny smooch.

Now, how about getting back on your oar?

[Armistead]

Thanks Wolferz...and for your hugs of FRIENDSHIP {note Jimbuna}

Just been so much going on down here in the bilge.....I'm gonna go to the head, get some ....clean water and make you a fresh pot of coffee..

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Thanks Wolferz...and for your hugs of FRIENDSHIP {note Jimbuna}

Just been so much going on down here in the bilge.....I'm gonna go to the head, get some ....clean water and make you a fresh pot of coffee..

Don't worry yourself.
Donna just made me a pot with a happy ending. Woo Hoo!

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Don't worry yourself.
Donna just made me a pot with a happy ending. Woo Hoo!

but donna always made coffee for just me...I think youre pushing your leadership a lil far....we hugged and I'm still Chairman with all the power that implies...Let it be a truce.....you can have donna, she's too hairy for me now anyway.....I'll let fireftr take her position under me...