Mother-in Law

Task Force · 11-03-08, 11:06 PM

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

nikimcbee · 11-03-08, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

Who says it was a joke? I say it was a "friend" of Jim's.:hmm: :rotfl:

Task Force · 11-03-08, 11:22 PM

Could it be

Jimbuna himself

. Jimbuna, is some of your wifes skin from her a#$ on your face.:rotfl:

rifleman13 · 11-03-08, 11:22 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

TarJak · 11-04-08, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

Who says it was a joke? I say it was a "friend" of Jim's.:hmm: :rotfl:

It wasn't me

Nice story tho Jim:rotfl: Keren loved it.

Jimbuna · 11-04-08, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

Who says it was a joke? I say it was a "friend" of Jim's.:hmm: :rotfl:

It wasn't me

Nice story tho Jim:rotfl: Keren loved it.

She should do....it was Keren that told me

Wolfehunter · 11-04-08, 08:20 AM

:rotfl: Thats a good one. I sent it to my mother in law hehehe.

Hanomag · 11-04-08, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The local pub...no doubt!

Jimbuna · 11-04-08, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

:rotfl: Good one Jimbuna, where did you hear this one.:rotfl:

LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

The local pub...no doubt!

Task Force · 11-04-08, 10:48 AM

Jimbuna, why does your hat say Cob.

Jimbuna · 11-04-08, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

Jimbuna, why does your hat say Cob.

Check my sig :hmm:

Task Force · 11-04-08, 11:31 AM

Oah now I get it C heif O f B oat.

Jimbuna · 11-04-08, 01:20 PM

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Oah now I get it C heif O f B oat.

Jimbuna · 11-04-08, 10:49 AM

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along'.

Task Force · 11-04-08, 11:15 AM

lol,thats funny. Killed by the Icecream mans tune.:rotfl:

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Could it be Jimbuna himself . Jimbuna, is some of your wifes skin from her a#$ on your face.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	:rotfl: Thats a good one. I sent it to my mother in law hehehe. __________________

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Jimbuna, why does your hat say Cob. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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11-04-08, 10:49 AM	#14
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.' She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along'. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	lol,thats funny. Killed by the Icecream mans tune.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"