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07-03-07, 04:17 PM | #91 |
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Oberon sets about nailing a bit of chipboard over the hole in the ceiling, like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole, he leaves giant gaps at the side of the board.
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07-03-07, 05:49 PM | #92 |
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Kratos slowly opens the bar door and has a glance around to see who is in.
Dowly's in the corner sniffing nautious gasses from his little brown starfish:rotfl:. Hunters sitting at the bar uttering something in [spanutch] a spanish,dutch,drink induced language he walks past steed,chock and biggles ''there too engrossed in trying to decypher the latest message on the back of the beer mat'' [me thinks Dowly's been trying to speak again]:rotfl: then walks to the billiard table and approaches Oberon ''sorry'' oberon gonna have to take the title from you and rename to Kratos's pool had a long swim again |
07-04-07, 03:29 AM | #93 |
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*HunterICX looks up to kratos*
*Hic* How many time do I have to tell you kratos, do NOT use the darn plane to take down the other plane..you got something for that called BULLETS*hic* Bleeh!!...this Spanutch tastes like horsepiss! *steed starts to gniffle and laugh soflty* you BASTARD!
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07-04-07, 10:21 AM | #94 |
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Oberon hands over his English Channel rubber ring to Kratos.
"Here ya go mate, you have such a cool sig I can't say no." |
07-04-07, 03:50 PM | #95 |
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This thread as gone and as it's my thread carry on.
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07-04-07, 04:41 PM | #96 |
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*Biggles suddenly runs up from his seat and shouts*
-AHA! As the oldest veteran here, serving over Flanders and all, I have managed to translate the message to proper english! Now let's see......"yaeeerhrh.....this bleedin' vodka tastes funafsny.....I remember this one time when I tried to make a funny skin for the J8 plasdne...." It goes on like this.....it's most definitely Dowly's messages....wait....what's this? "remember to meself....plant a bomb in HunterICX's hangar on Wednesday night to prevent any more plane crashes in the near future"....what do you say of that Hunter? Isn't it Wednesday today?
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07-05-07, 03:47 PM | #97 |
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Well chaps, I didn't want to start a whole new thread for this, and I know it's off topic but I just wanted to say that I'll be away for 3 weeks from now, 'cause I'm going to Torquay in England tomorrow, so I just want to say tally-ho! See ya later sometime, and give the enemy (whoever it is) hell!
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07-05-07, 03:51 PM | #98 | |
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And don't forget your sun block and rain boots as we got wacky weather here at the moment. :rotfl: And watch out for all those old folk more so the women. :rotfl:
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07-05-07, 03:57 PM | #99 | |
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Have a good holiday, and like STEED say, pack your factor 5 and wellie boots! |
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07-05-07, 04:00 PM | #100 |
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Must have had the most succesful mission in my Beau so far.
An anti shipping strike against anchored German ships. Got my torp into an AA cruiser and proceeded after the Arado float planes. Got behind one and with a quick burst took off his elevator. Then crossing over I took out a Bf-109. Another Arado was unlucky to cross my path and a quick burst split him apart. Then decided best to get home. I'll post some shots later. |
07-05-07, 04:10 PM | #101 |
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haha, I wish I could stay at the Fawlty Towers, a.k.a Fatty Owls, a.k.a Flay Otters, a.k.a Farty Towels, a.k.a Watery Fowls, a.k.a Flowery Twats, but I'm gonna live qith a host family. Also heard they're gonna build a statue of Basil in Torquay in the future....I'd like to see that.....
oh and I got to remember: Don't mention the war And I think I will have fun. I speak english well. I learned it from a book.
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07-10-07, 04:32 AM | #103 |
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*there hangs a looooong moment of silence in this bar*
''There is something wrong here!''
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07-10-07, 08:03 AM | #104 |
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@Oberon:
you wanted to see a live landing of me no? well here ya go:
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