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01-22-23, 05:49 AM | #4006 |
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The following conversation took place in a hospital before getting test results.
Patient: Give it to me straight doctor. Doctor: I can’t were both male. Patient: Hahaha!! Doctor: .. and also I wouldn’t want to catch AIDS.
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01-22-23, 05:50 AM | #4007 |
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Caught my dyslexic housemate putting shoe polish on his genitals the other day. I later found out it happened after he read a newspaper article about the clocks going back.
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01-23-23, 12:03 PM | #4008 |
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Man: Your place or mine?
Women: Both, you go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
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01-23-23, 12:11 PM | #4009 |
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Just paid $1000 for an iPhone 7. Airplane mode better take me to Miami.
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01-24-23, 08:42 AM | #4010 |
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Went to see the doctor last week, he gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Today the judge gave me 20 years, problem solved.
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01-24-23, 08:43 AM | #4011 |
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01-24-23, 03:55 PM | #4012 |
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Son: What rhymes with orange
Dad: No it doesn't
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01-25-23, 09:14 AM | #4013 |
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My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying:
“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalter native” Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?
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01-25-23, 09:21 AM | #4014 |
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The following conversation took place while on safari.
Wife: Wow those hippos are really fat and ugly, are they relatives of yours? Me: Yeah, they’re my in-laws
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01-26-23, 07:25 AM | #4015 |
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Have you heard about that new Muslim rock band from Saudi Arabia?
They’re called the ‘Throwing Stones’.
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01-26-23, 07:33 AM | #4016 |
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The following conversation took place in a job interview.
Interviewer: We’re looking for someone who is responsible, do you fit that criteria? Me: Well in my last job when the store caught fire my boss said that I was responsible.
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01-27-23, 09:13 AM | #4017 |
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My girlfriend told me this morning she doesn’t trust me.
I guess that’s one more thing she has in common with my wife.
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01-27-23, 09:15 AM | #4018 |
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The other day my girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it….
So we went out and had some drinks. He’s a cool guy, wants to become a web developer.
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01-28-23, 08:55 AM | #4019 |
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Ban pre-shredded cheese…. Make America grate again!!
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01-28-23, 08:57 AM | #4020 |
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If life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic.
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