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12-25-19, 01:37 PM | #1 |
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Christmas Cracker Jokes
Christmas Cracker Jokes
What do you call Russian Napkins ? Soviets Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion ? because he was outstanding in the Field
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12-25-19, 02:23 PM | #2 |
Shark above Space Chicken
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Wow, language barrier on the first one. I must research.
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"However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie |
12-25-19, 02:43 PM | #3 |
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serviette!
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12-25-19, 03:56 PM | #4 |
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What do you call someone from Florida that burst into flames?
A Fire Cracker.
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Extradite Deez Nutz in your mouth Commissioner Mark Rowley you fascist pig. Make 1984 fiction again. |
12-26-19, 05:04 AM | #5 |
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Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this
Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol? A: The First Narwhal
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12-26-19, 05:09 AM | #6 |
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That's a whale of a joke...
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12-26-19, 10:29 AM | #7 |
Starte das Auto
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It served its porpoise
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12-26-19, 11:28 AM | #8 | |
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/\WE KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=2635122&postcount=8677 MERRY CRISTMAS! FOLLOWED BY THEBERBSTER'S
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You can always sense his presents!
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12-26-19, 12:27 PM | #9 | |
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And why dou call this 'carol', you could call it as well a christmas evelyn? English...
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12-26-19, 02:29 PM | #10 |
Starte das Auto
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No-No-No-No-Noel!
And I don't know why we call them Carols... they might as well be called Moiras
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12-27-19, 06:37 AM | #11 |
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What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker.
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01-07-20, 01:30 PM | #12 |
Starte das Auto
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Q: What kind of pizza does Santa like?
A: Deep pan crisp and even
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01-07-20, 02:50 PM | #13 |
Chief of the Boat
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Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad "elf"!
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01-08-20, 02:14 AM | #14 |
Starte das Auto
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Santa's motorbike?
A Holly Davidson
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01-08-20, 02:38 AM | #15 |
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How many letters in the Alphabet???
25, the Angel said Noel. |
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