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Fubar2Niner · 01-13-19, 01:55 PM

God created man. God then created woman. Man loved woman. God laughed and laughed and laughed.

Jimbuna · 01-14-19, 05:58 AM

After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.

Jimbuna · 01-15-19, 12:09 PM

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.

Jimbuna · 01-16-19, 10:28 AM

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

Jimbuna · 01-17-19, 07:18 AM

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Jimbuna · 01-18-19, 07:31 AM

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Jimbuna · 01-19-19, 07:19 AM

The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

Aktungbby · 01-19-19, 10:54 AM

^ WELL STOP STEALING THE BEST LOOKING SHEEP THEN!

HE SAID...SHEEPISHLY

Jimbuna · 01-19-19, 11:01 AM

I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.

Jimbuna · 01-20-19, 08:08 AM

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

Jimbuna · 01-21-19, 01:21 PM

You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.

Jimbuna · 01-22-19, 12:50 PM

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

fireftr18 · 01-22-19, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

It's only room temperature in the room when the temperature of the room is at room temperature.

Jimbuna · 01-23-19, 09:57 AM

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Von Due · 01-23-19, 11:54 AM

Paraolympics security guards... are they unarmed?

01-14-19, 05:58 AM	#8222
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-15-19, 12:09 PM	#8223
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-16-19, 10:28 AM	#8224
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-17-19, 07:18 AM	#8225
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-18-19, 07:31 AM	#8226
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-13-19, 01:55 PM	#8221
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,180 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	God created man. God then created woman. Man loved woman. God laughed and laughed and laughed.

01-19-19, 07:19 AM	#8227
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-19-19, 10:54 AM	#8228
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,069 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	EWE BAAAAAAD BOY! ^ WELL STOP STEALING THE BEST LOOKING SHEEP THEN! HE SAID...SHEEPISHLY __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

01-19-19, 11:01 AM	#8229
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-20-19, 08:08 AM	#8230
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-21-19, 01:21 PM	#8231
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-22-19, 12:50 PM	#8232
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-23-19, 09:57 AM	#8234
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-23-19, 11:54 AM	#8235
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Paraolympics security guards... are they unarmed?