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08-02-17, 02:34 PM | #61 |
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Correct!
vienna wins again
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08-02-17, 02:48 PM | #62 |
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One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden, a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it. Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson, and Paul Crimson...
The next day, Holmes found a note on his door that read: "? Crimson. He broke your window." Which of the 3 Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?... <O>
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08-02-17, 03:24 PM | #63 |
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That is easy. Question Mark.. Crimson.
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08-02-17, 03:30 PM | #64 |
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Oh I liked that v. much (I didn't see it at all). Very good one, mate
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08-02-17, 05:26 PM | #65 |
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Yea got it, but I was late posting, hats off to you catfish.
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08-02-17, 08:05 PM | #66 |
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Absolutely correct! Your go, Catfish...
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08-03-17, 01:55 AM | #67 |
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After some heavy drinking a man finds a coin of gold on the street. Despite there being neither moon, nor stars visible in the sky, nor street lights, he saw the coin from far away.
How?
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08-03-17, 03:07 AM | #68 |
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Dem squirrels be kwik.
It was daytime. Sun's reflected and all that scientific stuff.
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08-03-17, 03:09 AM | #69 |
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Yep, of course drinking is not limited to night times
You are next
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08-03-17, 03:20 AM | #70 |
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How many Australians does it take to paint a house????
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08-03-17, 04:45 AM | #71 |
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1000?
One holds the paintbrush, while the other 999 move the house back and forth?
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08-03-17, 05:07 AM | #72 |
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Crikey's, No! Everyone know any Australian is capable of both simultaneously painting and moving the house on his own...
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08-03-17, 02:26 PM | #73 |
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None! Real Aussies don't do it!
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08-03-17, 08:03 PM | #74 |
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Clue time.
To move things along and give others their turn, here's some clues.
1.It's a riddle, not a joke. 2.You need to think in a P.C. ( Politically Correct ) way to get the answer. Easy
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08-04-17, 07:26 AM | #75 |
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Funny, but not the right answer.
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