The Bilge

[Wolferz]

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

C'mon I was merciful: no rattus rattus and our contribution to the Black Death from me! As for 'padre'??!! Deification of a bilgerat iss verboten!

We only hear newbs screaming, Oh God!, Oh God! when the Padre gets ahold of them. Easily fixed. The transfer paperwork is en route to HQ.
He's going to be the spiritual attache' to the President. I hear he likes his vespers from behind.

As for you my dear Armistead,
As you were. Save the rage for the enemas.