Dear Steve Thread

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by donna52522

Dear Dr. Steve,

Shall I fed-ex said cat to you?

NO! Absolutely not! Fed-Ex is famous for losing animals, and they end up living in the sewers under the bus stations. I recommend APP (Armistead Parcel Post). They have a reputation for safety and efficiency, and the only pets they lose always seem to end up in their employees homes, which is alright with me. I look forward to meeting my new friend, and to making sure that he/she/it never has to suffer such humiliation again.