What is the latest document classified by the DoD?

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Originally Posted by Penguin

But what about the online editions?
What if the evil, imperialist forces of the Great Satan read it in the world wide web?
I demand that the DoD protects the book from dirty looks and restricts the acces to all websites that mention the word *****.
To prevent typing anything offensive I further demand to remove the 5 keys in question from all keyboards which are used by the forces.

Signed:
Penguin Chamberlain

Ya mean same as your great-great-granpa Neville did with Mein Führer? Ya know kissing the-thing-that-shall-not-be-named...