Luftwaffe 1943 Kuban Online AAR

[HunterICX]

Originally Posted by Dowly

Sorry, no, you can only pick German planes.

if we finish this one (if there is a end in IL2 campaigns ) then we will launch a Russian campaign.

HunterICX

[Dowly]

Originally Posted by HunterICX

if we finish this one (if there is a end in IL2 campaigns ) then we will launch a Russian campaign.

HunterICX

Or pick a campaign where you can fly both sides. No way I'm touching the MIG-3 again, at speeds of >400km/h it stopped turning almost completely!

[XabbaRus]

I think one side first then the other.

Dowly I have had best success with the MiG-3 its a lovely plane. You just need to be nice to it.

[Kratos]

Love the screencaps good effects

[HunterICX]

HunterICX: He is not happy
Dowly: Nope...
HunterICX: Kratos, had to smash his 109 on the ground
Dowly: Yep
HunterICX: Normally Goering would be mad at me smashing planes on landing
Dowly: Yep..I never saw his face turn so red with your landings.
HunterICX: Good old days



Kratos: Stop looking at me, fatty
Goering: WHAZ YOUR ZAYING?! COME TO MEINE OFFIZE!


2nd sortie:


HunterICX & Kratos take off:


Dowly taking Off:


Radio Chatter -

HunterICX: So...you're with me.
Kratos: Yeah, Dowly has to babysit HE111's
Dowly: SHUT UP!
HunterICX: hehe, by the way Kratos, what did Goering tell you in his ''Offize''
Kratos: Nothing much really, the only thing that came out of his mouth was that German language of him
HunterICX: Ah..the usual Spit-all-over-you speech
Kratos: yeah, the fatty smells too..dang

HE111: ACHTUNG WHOIZ THE IDIOTZ DOING TOP GUNZ ON ME!
Dowly: Me, now keep straight! or I smash into you!
HE111: I'm goingz to reportz thiz to goering!
Dowly: Goering , can kiss my hairy bare....
(Ground Control) Goering: WHAZ YOU SAYING!!!!
Dowly: Nothing....*cough*Fatty*Cough*

HunterICX: Watch out Kratos, P40's straight ahead!
Kratos: thanks for the ''Late'' Warning HUNTER!!!

Kratos into flames:


HunterICX: Ouch....that will leave a mark

HunterICX losing a tail wing:


Dowly: kratos still there?
HunterICX: Nope, he is enjoying the view from his parachute
Dowly: Damn..these HE111 are slow
HE111: We are Carezfull!! unlike you clownz!
Dowly: Yeah, watch out before you hotheads prematurly explode a bomb in there.

HunterICX: Dont run on me! the P40's are flying away!
Dowly: You never where a high priority threat..
HunterICX: Meh.. my engine is overheating.

HunterICX 1st Kill:


HunterICX: and take that you coward!

HunterICX 2nd Kill:



HunterICX: Oh...Oh! the Russian is giving me the Finger!
Dowly: must be loving you.
HunterICX: you might be right...<Metal clicks in engine sound>
Dowly: Hunter....
HunterICX: Its fine...its smoking a bit..and a bit more noise..but the engine is just fine.

Dowly attack run -

Dowly: landing! the russkis are landing!
HunterICX: D'oh! its Dinner time! I,m hungry too
Dowly: I give them something to bite on then

Dowly 1st Kill:



Dowly: shall I warn the russki he lost his complete tail?
HunterICX: Is he close to base?
Dowly: Yeah
HunterICX: Dont bother...he will find out soon

Dowly: <Machine gun firing> thats number 2...by the way Hunter whats for dinner?
HunterICX: the usual soap that makes me be almost sure its re-heated Puke.
Dowly: Uch.....

Dowly 3rd kill:



Dowly: thats it, back to base for me
HunterICX: Good, I'm on the ground myself now....engine acted up.
Dowly: See you in the headquarters...on my way

HunterICX on the ground:



Dowly to ground control -

Dowly: Hunter! send pick up truck to the village near the lake
HunterICX: Why?
Dowly: found kratos!
HunterICX: you're sure?
Dowly: Yeah, I see females running in all dirrections away from the village.
HunterICX: yep that must be him, will send trucks Asap


End of Patrol 2

HunterICX

[NiclDoe]

OOOOOOO me me i want to join i want to i just got to find a pic

[Oberon]

I'm tempted to join but I suspect the Luftwaffe will run out of planes....