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Old 01-18-14, 02:53 PM   #1
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Default Nun gives birth "didn't know i was pregnant"
Either the second comming or "god" was horny again and made another virgin birth happen are the only explainations that would support her claim of not knowing.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25787757
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Old 01-18-14, 03:04 PM   #2
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Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.
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Old 01-18-14, 03:19 PM   #3
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Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.
Some Maria comes to mind ..




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Joseph and Maria arrive in a small town, an Maria now feels it is about time. So Joseph knocks on a door, until an unfriendly man opens.
Joseph: "Please, we need shelter, my wife is pregnant and gets her baby anytime soon!"
The house owner: "What do i have to do with that ?"
Joseph: "And me ?!!"
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Actually people have been pregnant before and not know it. It's rare but it does happen.
Exactly and it's not like she said she didn't know she had had sex...
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Old 01-18-14, 04:25 PM   #5
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Exactly and it's not like she said she didn't know she had had sex...
You never know what one of those wily priests might have slipped into the sacramental wine.
That would be a bad habit.
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Old 01-18-14, 04:31 PM   #6
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BBC News: Nun gives birth to baby boy in Italy.

I don't want to blow this out of proportion or anything but I'm just setting off to deliver a small gift of myrrh...
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its still increadibly funny to me.
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its still increadibly funny to me.
besides wolferz preists prefer little boys
Don't go crossing the line of acceptable behaviour.
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Don't go crossing the line of acceptable behaviour.
which line am i getting close to?
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which line am i getting close to?
If your having difficulty comprehending your comments regarding priests you'll leave me little choice other than making a definitive decision.

Now, quite simply 'cut it out or face the consequences'.
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Jim, now you know why I deleted my post on this subject.
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If your having difficulty comprehending your comments regarding priests you'll leave me little choice other than making a definitive decision.

Now, quite simply 'cut it out or face the consequences'.
Sorry I forget those statements are offensive to some people despite the actions of the pope to "defrock" preist caught in such actions which is at an all time high. to which i can provide sources to. but i will cease and desist.

I was mearly inquiring to the rule I was getting close to since I talk about that with my mother and family all the time. But then again we are jewish so topics like this are openly discussed I always forget that that my family has an open topic policy that many other families or places do not have. So I am assuming it goes under the editorial section. I am getting ready to edit my original post that has me under fire though. I apologize for any people I have offended with an off hand joke/statment that is common among my people.
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Then me can all move on.
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Not helpful Jason
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I hope she hasn't birthed the anti-Christ.
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