Some village must be in need of an idiot.

Jimbuna · 08-06-19, 05:17 AM

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A former squaddie who changed his surname to 'Fu-Kennard' for a laugh has told how the joke has backfired - after he was denied a passport.

Kenny, 33, whose surname used to be Kennard, changed his name using a deed poll in 2016 and even got a driving license under his new moniker.

But when his passport expired and he applied for a new one this year, his application was denied because his name "may cause offence".

The supermarket worker from Bude, Cornwall, has contested HM Passport Office's verdict three times - but the Home Office has refused to budge.

Keen traveller Kenny said he doesn't want to change his name again - so faces a life of UK holidays instead.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newsm...id=mailsignout

Give this 'gentleman' a passport and whilst he is abroad on holiday rescind it and his village can employ a replacement idiot.

Aktungbby · 08-06-19, 12:13 PM

Well we could use a rule like that here; as I was greatly offended by our new member...Master Bates...and marvelled at the laxness! I suppose I should shave my fu-manchu now...

Eichhörnchen · 08-06-19, 12:35 PM

'Seaman Staines' didn't stay for long either

Aktungbby · 08-06-19, 01:17 PM

WELL THE SUBJECT DOES COME UP FROM TIME TO TIME

Platapus · 08-07-19, 03:40 PM

Life Lesson: Actions have consequences

Skybird · 08-07-19, 04:12 PM

What was that movie with Robert de Niro having an adult daughter who was about to get married and thus would get renamed Martha F ocker? This one and part 2 of it were brilliant comedies, I lost weight due to tears laughed. And all the actors obviously enjoyed playing their parts.

Ah: Meet the Parents, I think.

edit: confirmed, Meet the Parents, and Meet the F ockers. If you dont know them and want to laugh yourself to death, watch them .

08-06-19, 12:13 PM	#2
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,997 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Well we could use a rule like that here; as I was greatly offended by our new member...Master Bates...and marvelled at the laxness! I suppose I should shave my fu-manchu now... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

08-06-19, 12:35 PM	#3
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,380 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	'Seaman Staines' didn't stay for long either __________________

08-06-19, 01:17 PM	#4
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,997 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	WELL THE SUBJECT DOES COME UP FROM TIME TO TIME __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

08-07-19, 03:40 PM	#5
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Life Lesson: Actions have consequences __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

08-07-19, 04:12 PM	#6
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,612 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	What was that movie with Robert de Niro having an adult daughter who was about to get married and thus would get renamed Martha F ocker? This one and part 2 of it were brilliant comedies, I lost weight due to tears laughed. And all the actors obviously enjoyed playing their parts. Ah: Meet the Parents, I think. edit: confirmed, Meet the Parents, and Meet the F ockers. If you dont know them and want to laugh yourself to death, watch them . __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.