Dear Steve Thread

[Armistead]

Do you have issues, need a good dose of online Prozac, then this is the thread for you. Discuss your physical, emotional, marital, sexual, general life issues with Dr. Steve of Subsim. Come on in, lay on the couch, knowing you won't be judged here for being you.

Who will be first, who has a question for Dr. Steve O.L.D.

[Armistead]

As usual, I'll go first.

Dear Steve,

I have been married for almost 20 years. Lately, every time my wife walks by me she mumbles under her breath. When I ask her what's she's saying, she simply replies "nothing".

What's up with her?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

As usual, I'll go first.

Dear Steve,

I have been married for almost 20 years. Lately, every time my wife walks by me she mumbles under her breath. When I ask her what's she's saying, she simply replies "nothing".

What's up with her?

She obviously has a defective voice box. A pair of pliers might do the job, but just to be on the safe side I'd send in for Sailor's Obviously Technical Ongoing Voicebox Omnifier Class-1 Eradicator kit. Only $99.98 one-week only special. After that it goes up to $99.99.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

She obviously has a defective voice box. A pair of pliers might do the job, but just to be on the safe side I'd send in for Sailor's Obviously Technical Ongoing Voicebox Omnifier Class-1 Eradicator kit. Only $99.98 one-week only special. After that it goes up to $99.99.

Ordered...

Also, what do you do for morning constipation?

[geetrue]

Couldn't help but notice that nikimcbee's medal is for 2010 and Steve's is for 2009.

Does that mean that nikimcbee is a better person to seek counseling ?

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[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by geetrue

Couldn't help but notice that nikimcbee's medal is for 2010 and Steve's is for 2009.

This is because Neal likes it when McBee licks his nose. When I tried that Neal called the cops.

Does that mean that nikimcbee is a better person to seek counseling ?

Only if your own nose is wet and black.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Ordered...

Also, what do you do for morning constipation?

[Jimbuna]

Dear Steve,
Sorry but I can not be your girlfriend anymore because my Dad says that I am not supposed to date until I am 16.

Your friend (he said that we can still be friends),

Dave

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Ordered...

Also, what do you do for morning constipation?

Have your wife start talking again. That should be enough.

[Sailor Steve]

Before I was just a lawyer. Now I'm a psikia...psychulag...shrink too? Who knew? My license hasn't even come in the mail yet! If it doesn't come soon I'm going to have to stock up on whatever cereal that has things like this in the box.

Just so you know, O.L.D. stands for Order of the Legally Dead.

I also hold the Blessed Ugly Lady's Loving Safety and Health In Texas award, but that's another story.

[nikimcbee]

Dear Dr Steve,
I know a "subsim member" who doesn't like swearing, but then he posted this:

I also hold the Blessed Ugly Lady's Loving Safety and Health In Texas award, but that's another story.

Am I morally obligated to call Neal and complain?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Dear Dr Steve,
I know a "subsim member" who doesn't like swearing, but then he posted this:

You're obviously confused. You never saw anything like that here. Besides, I...I mean, HE didn't create that medal. It's a Texas thing.

Am I morally obligated to call Neal and complain?

Nah. Just bite him on the leg. Neal, that is. Ignore the man behind the curtain.

[AVGWarhawk]

Sound advise.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Sound advise.

Get bigger speakers.

[Onkel Neal]

Lol