England Beat India 4-0

Jimbuna · 08-22-11, 03:24 PM

England completed the demolition of the Indian team at test cricket today 4-0 to confirm them as no 1 in the world rankings 'officially'

Photo from first test but who cares

papa_smurf · 08-22-11, 03:27 PM

And now for a 5-0 whitewash in the ODI series

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FIREWALL · 08-22-11, 03:28 PM

Hope there were no riots. Just good ole fashioned Celebrateing.

Jimbuna · 08-22-11, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Hot there were no riots. Just good ole fashioned Celebrateing.

We even gave this mongrel a job commentating

One of the two best spinners in cricket history actually

Looks like I'll be wearing my official ECB shirt on Thursday (recent birthday present off my kids)

nikimcbee · 08-22-11, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

England completed the demolition of the Indian team at test cricket today 4-0 to confirm them as no 1 in the world rankings 'officially'

...now what Jim didn't mention was during this dream (the dream where England ruled the cricket world), Jim was wearing an Indian national cricket uniform, a tutu, swimfins and a snorkel, whilst eating a large curry. Meanwhile, Steed and Mugabe were riding a pink unicorn, taunting Jim's cricket outfit.

nikimcbee · 08-22-11, 05:21 PM

Jimbuna · 08-22-11, 06:51 PM

LOL ya crazy bugga

Tchocky · 08-22-11, 06:59 PM

Live from Amritsar

Skybird · 08-22-11, 07:00 PM

Okay, since nobody but the English intelligenzia understands the rules of cricket and the tamtam all around it, for us unworthy outsiders: what does 4-0 mean now? Has England won or lost? And when will the bodies be burned this time?

kiwi_2005 · 08-22-11, 07:07 PM

Bolt down your doors board up your windows and hide your grandmas, the indians are about to rampage!!

BossMark · 08-23-11, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Okay, since nobody but the English intelligenzia understands the rules of cricket and the tamtam all around it, for us unworthy outsiders: what does 4-0 mean now? Has England won or lost? And when will the bodies be burned this time?

It means England have one the test series 4-0 and are the best cricket team in the world.
http://www1.skysports.com/cricket/

Jimbuna · 08-23-11, 04:05 AM

Has even been covered by Aljazeera

http://english.aljazeera.net/sport/c...557189652.html

papa_smurf · 08-23-11, 04:57 AM

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Okay, since nobody but the English intelligenzia understands the rules of cricket and the tamtam all around it, for us unworthy outsiders:

Here you go for those who want to understand the rules of cricket (just dont ask for Duckworth Lewis method);
http://www.dummies.com/how-to/conten...eat-sheet.html

Penguin · 08-23-11, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Okay, since nobody but the English intelligenzia understands the rules of cricket and the tamtam all around it, for us unworthy outsiders: what does 4-0 mean now? Has England won or lost? And when will the bodies be burned this time?

England took over half of the world to spread this weird sports. When those countries finally, after countless decades, managed to understand the rules, they were given independence.
Today, cricket is played in a global tournament which consists of England and India. The winner is declared world champion.

Skybird · 08-23-11, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

England took over half of the world to spread this weird sports. When those countries finally, after countless decades, managed to understand the rules, they were given independence.
Today, cricket is played in a global tournament which consists of England and India. The winner is declared world champion.

And the losers get turned into ashes.

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Has even been covered by Aljazeera http://english.aljazeera.net/sport/c...557189652.html __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!