Mods you're never likely to see.

Damo · 11-27-09, 07:42 AM

Ok, given the creativity and imagination of the guys here that make our game today so much more with mods than the devs managed, lets have a bit of fun and think up some funny mods that you're probably NOT likely to see in our beloved game.....

I'll do a few:

'Floating poo, used condoms and other sewage debris mod v0.9beta' - That's right, the English Channel has never been so real.

'Silent Munter GUI mod' - A new GUI adorned with ugly women. Viewer discretion advised.

'Back to nature mega mod' - Be a whale, or a dolphin, or a fish, or a shark and fight for your place on the foodchain, dodging torpedo's and submarines as you go (multiplayer compatible).

'Pass the depth charge sidegame' - Using the crew models, gather on the dock and pass the ash can around, don't be the one holding it when it detonates as there'll be trouble, and blood, and carnage, and it means you lost the game.

I could go on but, over to you guys and your twisted minds......

flag4 · 11-27-09, 08:14 AM

instead of a milch cow i want an ice-cream man-mod; would always be a welcome break half way across the pond or atlantic: can you imagine what the sound would be like on hydrophones - the dingly bells and U-Boats gathering...

Damo · 11-27-09, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by flag4

instead of a milch cow i want an ice-cream man-mod; would always be a welcome break half way across the pond or atlantic: can you imagine what the sound would be like on hydrophones - the dingly bells and U-Boats gathering...

True, Milch Cows could get an overhaul, or you could introduce a Cheez Ghoat....

Rothwell white · 11-27-09, 11:02 AM

A sound mod so that you can hear your crew breaking wind

Oberon · 11-27-09, 11:16 AM

A heads mini game - Press the buttons in the right order or get a nasty surprise!

Lt.Fillipidis · 11-27-09, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Damo

True, Milch Cows could get an overhaul, or you could introduce a Cheez Ghoat....

A FLOATING FEAST!!
Now, seriously. What would my crew like more than a giant, floating, ever-warm plate full of roasted meat?
Hmmm... Maybe...
How about a "sporting house" next to that giant, floating, ever-warm feast?

"Jawohl, Herr Kaleun: Nexzt ztop: Wunderland!"

Sailor Steve · 11-27-09, 12:46 PM

An end-of-game graphic that follows a mystery death - you see your boat getting eaten by a giant squid.

flag4 · 11-27-09, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

An end-of-game graphic that follows a mystery death - you see your boat getting eaten by a giant squid.

now just wait a minute!! you've been watching this - have'nt you?.....

11-27-09, 07:42 AM	#1
Damo Captain Join Date: May 2009 Location: Forever stuck in Data folder... Posts: 482 Downloads: 259 Uploads: 0	Mods you're never likely to see. Ok, given the creativity and imagination of the guys here that make our game today so much more with mods than the devs managed, lets have a bit of fun and think up some funny mods that you're probably NOT likely to see in our beloved game..... I'll do a few: 'Floating poo, used condoms and other sewage debris mod v0.9beta' - That's right, the English Channel has never been so real. 'Silent Munter GUI mod' - A new GUI adorned with ugly women. Viewer discretion advised. 'Back to nature mega mod' - Be a whale, or a dolphin, or a fish, or a shark and fight for your place on the foodchain, dodging torpedo's and submarines as you go (multiplayer compatible). 'Pass the depth charge sidegame' - Using the crew models, gather on the dock and pass the ash can around, don't be the one holding it when it detonates as there'll be trouble, and blood, and carnage, and it means you lost the game. I could go on but, over to you guys and your twisted minds...... __________________ The owl and the pussycat went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat. It only took one T1 eel to convince that boat not to float.

11-27-09, 08:14 AM	#2
flag4 Watch Officer Join Date: May 2007 Location: as far away as possible Posts: 1,625 Downloads: 147 Uploads: 0	instead of a milch cow i want an ice-cream man-mod; would always be a welcome break half way across the pond or atlantic: can you imagine what the sound would be like on hydrophones - the dingly bells and U-Boats gathering... __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] ' We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.' Kurt Vonnegut

11-27-09, 12:46 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	An end-of-game graphic that follows a mystery death - you see your boat getting eaten by a giant squid. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-27-09, 11:02 AM	#4
Rothwell white Gunner Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Leeds (England) Posts: 91 Downloads: 75 Uploads: 0	A sound mod so that you can hear your crew breaking wind

11-27-09, 11:16 AM	#5
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	A heads mini game - Press the buttons in the right order or get a nasty surprise!