PC Health crap

[STEED]

Council orders fish and chip shops to put fewer holes in salt shakers in new health drive


A generous sprinkling of salt is as much a part of the traditional fish-and-chips experience as a splash of vinegar.


But in these health-conscious times, it was never going to be long before the nation's chippies came under pressure to change. To cut the amount added, a council has come up with a novel, and extremely simple, solution - cut the number of holes in the lids of salt shakers.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

And the January award for being a brain dead ass hole goes to Rochdale council in Greater Manchester for being thicker than pig sh*t.

Less holes means you spend more time at the counter shaking the salt over your chips and when you get home you can add more salt. What a bunch of dick heads they are.

Have they got a fecking brain cell between the lot of them? No they fecking have not, bunch of nob heads.

[Konovalov]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I can't take any more of this. I'm sinking in PC'ness.

[AVGWarhawk]

The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

The real problem is people actually sit around and dream this crap up.

That's because they got nothing else better to do.

[Skybird]

Originally Posted by STEED

That's because they got nothing else better to do.

... and must justify their income somehow.

Dr. House for health minster!

Ah, what do I say, make him the emperor of the whole EU!

[Tango589]

Originally Posted by STEED

That's because they got nothing else better to do.

Who is this P.C. Madness? Is he related to Bill Stickers who, according to the sign, will be prosecuted?

[Tchocky]

[jumpy]

Council orders fish and chip shops to put fewer holes in salt shakers in new health drive

lmfao

ok, ok. We can have less holes in salt shakers, so long as the councilors agree to have more holes in their heads? Evidently there is still some vestige of brain matter that hasn't yet leaked out of their ears onto the floor.

I've got a long metal spike and my own transport... 200 quid per hole, plus expenses ofcourse :rotfl:

RickC, a 'punter' is slang for customer. Some might equate the term as something slightly less than 'mark' but not quite as fully respected as 'customer', implying some sort of mild scam. Perhaps.

Though the word 'punter' itself most likely derives from the word 'punt' meaning a flat bottomed boat propelled with a long pole. Can also be used to describe someone who gambles or the act of betting itself - 'I had a punt on the horses' or 'you get punters at the betting shop' etc. Gamblers.
Also used to describe a drop-kick in rugby, where you kick the ball before it hits the ground.

[Konovalov]

Originally Posted by jumpy

RickC, a 'punter' is slang for customer.

Back in Australia the word 'punter' is slang and often used to descibe a gambler such as someone who goes to the races or the dog track. Indeed our Australian cricket captain, Ricky Ponting is nicknamed Punter because he likes a punt or a gamble and he owns and races greyhounds.

Originally Posted by STEED

Less holes means you spend more time at the counter shaking the salt over your chips and when you get home you can add more salt. What a bunch of dick heads they are.

He he, I was about to add the same thing - just shake the thing longer.
What did they thing they'd accomplish?