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06-19-09, 05:35 PM | #1 |
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Lolwaffles Afrika!
Welcome to the Desert, aka Hunters place.
Erwin Rommel and his Afrika Korps are smashing their way through to Egypt, and the glorious Lolwaffles have been sent back in time to help them! Rommel: So Stefan, what is this glorious staffel we're receiving? Frölich: Err...they're called the Lolwaffles, Herr Rommel Rommel: This is an in-joke, right? Frölich: Erm... Hunter: Schiesse, this is hot! Schroeder: It is hot in Africa Hunter: Shut up Smartarse! Red Max: Hey, they've given us G2s! Oberon: G2s? Decent aircraft? Is Goring feeling alright? Mission One: Escort He-111s on a bombing mission to Malta, elite Spitfire pilots from the Battle of Britain are to be expected. Schroeder: Spitfires on the runway! ALLAH ACKBAR! *kaboom* Task Force: Wrong airforce, gak, there goes my engine Red Max: Achtung Spitfire! Oberon: I thought these guys were supposed to be Battle of Britain veterans.... Red Max: They are Oberon: Then they should know not to fly straight and level in a combat zone for longer than ten seconds!!! Mission Two: Fw-190s and Bf-109G2s on a ground attack. Task Force: What does this button do? Hunter: GAK! Task Force: GAK! Oberon: Hey Schroeder, catch this! Schroeder: Right, you're in for it now... Oberon: GAK! Rommel: We're doomed.... PROPAGANDA / VIDEOS http://s243.photobucket.com/albums/f...flesAfrika.flv Last edited by HunterICX; 06-21-09 at 11:11 AM. |
06-19-09, 05:38 PM | #2 |
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Ooh looks like I have come back at the right time.
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06-19-09, 05:40 PM | #3 |
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yep... were in africa...
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06-20-09, 03:28 AM | #4 |
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(Left: HunterICX, Middle: Rommel, Right: Schroeder) Rommel: Well schroeder, I shall now explain you the basics of ground attacking with a 109...since you just managed to ram yourself into your targets instead of strafing them. Schroeder: but...but...but I am the expert on this terrain I don't need to know the basics I passed those tests long before that cheesehead was even born! Rommel: Fatty said he's the only Smartass here and he knows the best for you. HunterICX: *snorts* Grrmmfffp hehehe Schroeder: Shut uuuup! --- HunterICX
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06-20-09, 04:54 AM | #5 | ||
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I think I've found my skin for this campaign:
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06-20-09, 04:57 AM | #6 |
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Yep, nice find
HunterICX
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06-20-09, 12:42 PM | #7 |
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Right, who is responsible for this campaign?
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06-20-09, 12:55 PM | #8 | |
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Marseille did sound like he would fit in with us. Did you get that skin at M4T? BTW which squadron are we with? Last edited by XabbaRus; 06-20-09 at 01:08 PM. |
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06-20-09, 01:03 PM | #9 |
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Bf 109s, Fw 190s, gunpods...don't tell me...
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06-20-09, 02:26 PM | #10 |
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06-20-09, 02:29 PM | #11 |
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Bf 109 g2 with or without gunpods, your choice in this campaign. fw 190s sometimes.
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06-20-09, 02:39 PM | #12 |
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I almost shudder to think about the amount of civilians that would have to die for our suffering in this campaign...
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06-20-09, 03:23 PM | #13 |
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06-20-09, 05:37 PM | #14 |
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Heres my skin for this campaign, also its my first desert skin.
Yes I know it has a swastika, deal with it!!!
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