Particle beam weapons, hyper light drive; all coming soon

[Onkel Neal]

..but only to the USA. Cuz we got the aliens.

UFOs are real and, in fact, the aliens who traveled here in their interstellar flying discs now work for the United States government — according to a top aerospace scientist who died in August, but left behind an extraordinary deathbed interview in which he reveals his high-level, inside knowledge of the United States government’s UFO program.

Now, if this is real, with their super alien intelligence, they could fix Social Security. That would be the real coup.

[Platapus]

What people don't understand is that we had to keep the aliens confined. If the aliens were ever able to communicate back to their home planet what it was really like on Earth and what humans were like, they would never send more visitors.

Earth is like the Roach Motel of the Galaxy. Visitors check in, but don't check out.

However, concerning the first link, it was a good story for a while

http://www.inquisitr.com/1577306/boy...a-walmart-toy/

A Quebec newspaper, QVTC, found out that the “alien” Bushman showed in his photograph is actually a doll that anyone can pick up at Walmart.

[Oberon]

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Oberon

That's pretty funny. But strangely I can't remember why it is funny.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Beat me to it

[Wolferz]

Did I just get several eye exams?

[Dowly]

Turns out the "aliens" are just toys:


SHOCKING!