Japanese artist cooks and serves own genitalia at a banquet in Tokyo

mookiemookie · 09-01-12, 07:25 AM

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Mao Sugiyama, a self-described "asexual" from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month, Calorie Lab reported.

Ehhhh....I don't think I want breakfast anymore.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1543307.html

STEED · 09-01-12, 07:32 AM

I would expect this sort of story from jim.

Must be busy in the pub getting rat-arsed.

Penguin · 09-01-12, 07:38 AM

clive bradbury · 09-01-12, 07:58 AM

I'm not sure that this story is true. Sounds like complete bollocks to me....

mookiemookie · 09-01-12, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by clive bradbury

Sounds like complete bollocks to me....

So does the meal.

Hottentot · 09-01-12, 08:20 AM

For five diners? The ladies are going to hate him for the rest of his life.

soopaman2 · 09-01-12, 01:02 PM

So people ate this delicious manmeat?
Did he at least serve wasabi with it?

As a (retired) professional troll, I find this worthy of lulz.

I commend this man, for going the extra mile to produce RAAAAAAAGE.

Way farther than I would go for a laugh.

And why the heck would you admit to it? And I want pics of the desecrated private regions or it didn't happen!

I have to call SHENANNIGANS,but....

This is Japan. I once saw a clip of a priest crapping into the mouth of a woman in a bridal gown. I lol'd. Then I realized what being nuked can do to your future generations and felt sad.

Just kidding, I giggled.

(in a mocking way, not a tittilated way!)
Human depravity at it's finest.

u crank · 09-01-12, 07:58 AM

It's gotta be true. You can't make this stuff up.

And for his next..... wait, I don't want to know.

Betonov · 09-01-12, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by u crank

It's gotta be true. You can't make this stuff up.

And it's from Japan

CCIP · 09-02-12, 12:10 AM

I think that explains this Japanese commercial:

Oberon · 09-02-12, 08:46 AM

Well, I guess he...

...Just got served...

Jimbuna · 09-02-12, 10:50 AM

It'll be a while before I view meatballs and sausages the way I used to

soopaman2 · 09-02-12, 12:13 PM

At least we do not have to worry about his artistic genetics polluting the gene pool.

I hope the attention he got was worth it.

Perhaps instead of people telling him how artistic and visionary he was, they should have been telling him to see a shrink. As genital mutilation is a serious mental disorder.

I am a bit of an artsy-fartsy type, philosophical by nature, but I fail to see any reason for this besides "LOOK AT ME!"

I thought I was nuts...I depend on people like this to validate (and/or amuse) me.

nikimcbee · 09-02-12, 01:34 PM

Jimbuna · 09-02-12, 03:03 PM

09-01-12, 07:32 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I would expect this sort of story from jim. Must be busy in the pub getting rat-arsed. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	For five diners? The ladies are going to hate him for the rest of his life. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

09-01-12, 01:02 PM	#7
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	So people ate this delicious manmeat? Did he at least serve wasabi with it? As a (retired) professional troll, I find this worthy of lulz. I commend this man, for going the extra mile to produce RAAAAAAAGE. Way farther than I would go for a laugh. And why the heck would you admit to it? And I want pics of the desecrated private regions or it didn't happen! I have to call SHENANNIGANS,but.... This is Japan. I once saw a clip of a priest crapping into the mouth of a woman in a bridal gown. I lol'd. Then I realized what being nuked can do to your future generations and felt sad. Just kidding, I giggled. (in a mocking way, not a tittilated way!) Human depravity at it's finest. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

09-01-12, 07:58 AM	#8
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,744 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	It's gotta be true. You can't make this stuff up. And for his next..... wait, I don't want to know. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

09-02-12, 12:10 AM	#10
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	I think that explains this Japanese commercial: __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

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09-01-12, 07:58 AM	#4
clive bradbury Captain Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: stoke-on-trent, UK Posts: 492 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	I'm not sure that this story is true. Sounds like complete bollocks to me....

09-02-12, 08:46 AM	#11
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Well, I guess he... ...Just got served...

09-02-12, 10:50 AM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It'll be a while before I view meatballs and sausages the way I used to __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-02-12, 12:13 PM	#13
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	At least we do not have to worry about his artistic genetics polluting the gene pool. I hope the attention he got was worth it. Perhaps instead of people telling him how artistic and visionary he was, they should have been telling him to see a shrink. As genital mutilation is a serious mental disorder. I am a bit of an artsy-fartsy type, philosophical by nature, but I fail to see any reason for this besides "LOOK AT ME!" I thought I was nuts...I depend on people like this to validate (and/or amuse) me. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________

09-02-12, 03:03 PM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!