no more weird porn from Japan

the_tyrant · 06-13-11, 04:01 PM

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TOKYO—Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the Japanese government apologized Wednesday to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past three decades by the revolting depravity of the nation's pornographic exports.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/jap...-porn-th,2657/

Lord_magerius · 06-13-11, 04:24 PM

Aaah the onion, good stuff.

Rhodes · 06-13-11, 04:28 PM

"I've seen about a million of these films, and each one is worse than the next," Portugal's José Randulfo told reporters after receiving treatment for dehydration, caustic chemical burns, and fractured ribs—the result of a 45-minute vomiting spell he suffered after renting Naughty Ginza Maids Drink Cocktail Of Refuse And Bile. "The doctors say it may take months before I remember what normal genitals look like, and even longer before I remember how they are intended to function."

Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Silly Onion, we have stomach for many more...

Bakkels · 06-13-11, 04:34 PM

Reminds me of an exchange project from my school I took part in twelve years ago. Our class would spend one week in a hotel in Kyoto, and one week we would all live with Japanese families.
Well the hotel we stayed in was by no means the Four Seasons or the Plaza, but it was a decent enough place in the center of town. However you wouldn't believe what kind of 'comic books' were lying around in the lobby (!). Some of the filthiest material I've ever seen. And I'm no prude, I've seen my share of pornographic material, but this was just unbelievable. And lying there in the hotel lobby. Very weird....

Anyway, aside from that the trip was incredible, and living with that Japanese family for a week was a great experience. But I'll never forget those 'comics'

UnderseaLcpl · 06-13-11, 04:42 PM

Personally, I think Japan's obsession with weird porn stems from the traumatic experience in Nanking where it raped thousands of Chinese women and then immediately killed them when asked "is it in yet?".

MH · 06-13-11, 04:44 PM

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no more wierd porn from Japan

wierd

Howard313 · 06-13-11, 05:31 PM

Well, there went my evening entertainment....

Jimbuna · 06-13-11, 06:07 PM

Ah well, back to the cartoon channel I guess.

frau kaleun · 06-13-11, 08:14 PM

Sadly, it's already too late for some poor souls...

Bakkels · 06-13-11, 08:42 PM

Nice one.

Wait...

I got the joke.. that must mean it's too late for me too

Molon Labe · 06-13-11, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Sadly, it's already too late for some poor souls...

Awesome.

Stealhead · 06-13-11, 10:59 PM

I think the real reson they have all the odd porn is because they pixlelate out the genital regions according tho their porn regs.Which is very odd you are allowed to view a sexual act but they fuzz out certain parts.

I think as result of this they had to find other ways to get "turned on" that dont have to be pixelized like the puking vids per say.That and alot of modern porn is more about pure shock value I doubt many people really get aroused by much of this weirdo modern stuff its just for shock value.Also in Japan they have vending machines that sell worn women's panties I
thought that was a BS story then buddy that had been stationed at Yokota AB he showed me some pictures of one of the machines and it is true.

The handful of "vomitosexuals" just happen to befit well I suppose not anymore now they will have to go underground armature to get their uh.... fix.
Which makes me wonder recall back in grade school when some kid ralphed at school theyd have a custodian come and clean it and bring that puke absorbing stuff?
I bet vomitosexuals really loved those days I bet they loved it when the kid had eaten that carrots and green beans combo I bet they hoped that the custodian would get delayed from cleaning up.I bet their dream woman is a bulimic chick.
I am so going to hell for that one.

Jimbuna · 06-14-11, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Sadly, it's already too late for some poor souls...

Nice one

vienna · 06-14-11, 05:26 PM

Frau Kaleun must have the world's most awesome database of illustrations/photos...

frau kaleun · 06-14-11, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

Frau Kaleun must have the world's most awesome database of illustrations/photos...

Either that or I have the Cheezburger Network bookmarked.

06-13-11, 04:24 PM	#2
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Aaah the onion, good stuff. __________________

06-13-11, 04:28 PM	#3
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,515 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	"I've seen about a million of these films, and each one is worse than the next," Portugal's José Randulfo told reporters after receiving treatment for dehydration, caustic chemical burns, and fractured ribs—the result of a 45-minute vomiting spell he suffered after renting Naughty Ginza Maids Drink Cocktail Of Refuse And Bile. "The doctors say it may take months before I remember what normal genitals look like, and even longer before I remember how they are intended to function." Ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha Silly Onion, we have stomach for many more... __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

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Bakkels Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Groningen, The Netherlands Posts: 709 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 6	Reminds me of an exchange project from my school I took part in twelve years ago. Our class would spend one week in a hotel in Kyoto, and one week we would all live with Japanese families. Well the hotel we stayed in was by no means the Four Seasons or the Plaza, but it was a decent enough place in the center of town. However you wouldn't believe what kind of 'comic books' were lying around in the lobby (!). Some of the filthiest material I've ever seen. And I'm no prude, I've seen my share of pornographic material, but this was just unbelievable. And lying there in the hotel lobby. Very weird.... Anyway, aside from that the trip was incredible, and living with that Japanese family for a week was a great experience. But I'll never forget those 'comics' __________________ My sh3 skins : http://www.gamefront.com/files/user/Bakkels Or go to the sh3 downloads section > skins

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UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Personally, I think Japan's obsession with weird porn stems from the traumatic experience in Nanking where it raped thousands of Chinese women and then immediately killed them when asked "is it in yet?". __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

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Howard313 Engineer Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: America Posts: 211 Downloads: 102 Uploads: 0	Well, there went my evening entertainment.... __________________

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Sadly, it's already too late for some poor souls...

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Bakkels Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Groningen, The Netherlands Posts: 709 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 6	Nice one. Wait... I got the joke.. that must mean it's too late for me too __________________ My sh3 skins : http://www.gamefront.com/files/user/Bakkels Or go to the sh3 downloads section > skins

06-13-11, 10:59 PM	#12
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I think the real reson they have all the odd porn is because they pixlelate out the genital regions according tho their porn regs.Which is very odd you are allowed to view a sexual act but they fuzz out certain parts. I think as result of this they had to find other ways to get "turned on" that dont have to be pixelized like the puking vids per say.That and alot of modern porn is more about pure shock value I doubt many people really get aroused by much of this weirdo modern stuff its just for shock value.Also in Japan they have vending machines that sell worn women's panties I thought that was a BS story then buddy that had been stationed at Yokota AB he showed me some pictures of one of the machines and it is true. The handful of "vomitosexuals" just happen to befit well I suppose not anymore now they will have to go underground armature to get their uh.... fix. Which makes me wonder recall back in grade school when some kid ralphed at school theyd have a custodian come and clean it and bring that puke absorbing stuff? I bet vomitosexuals really loved those days I bet they loved it when the kid had eaten that carrots and green beans combo I bet they hoped that the custodian would get delayed from cleaning up.I bet their dream woman is a bulimic chick. I am so going to hell for that one. Last edited by Stealhead; 06-13-11 at 11:19 PM.

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