TSA agent caught wanking...

SteamWake · 11-23-10, 10:29 AM

Oh god I can only hope this story is hyperbole...

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Originally Posted by The Daily Squib

Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner.

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=124&a=2389

TLAM Strike · 11-23-10, 10:32 AM

Must cross post this link...

Herr-Berbunch · 11-23-10, 10:40 AM

Or this one...

razark · 11-23-10, 12:41 PM

Or this:
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/scanner.asp

11-23-10, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Oh god I can only hope this story is hyperbole...

If it wasn't just imagine the boost in sales from east coast elite liberal sexual deviants

http://dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=2536

pledge takers against sex denied entry for denying entry
http://dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=2521

The satirists are having a field day with the much hyped TSA non story that the loony fringe are making a national meal of

SteamWake · 11-23-10, 01:28 PM

These storys do seem hyperinflated and all up in your face. Those incidents that do make the news are over the top tabloid type incidents. Frisking half naked young boys, babbys in their carriges, Nuns, urine bladder bursting, good looking women with a TSA agent hands on her breasts. This is the stuff the National Enquire froths at the mouth over. The rest of the media enjoys it as well.

I will agree with Limbaugh here (yes I know your all shocked) in that it is all in an effort to get you to use the scanners as the lesser of two invasive procedures.

About the pecunairy interists in those scanners is another topic but one you may wish to look into to get an idea of the players here. So get out your led foil hats

Anyhow personally I would choose the scanner because I dont really care if my tiny shriveled junk and beer belly are scrutinized. Anyone 'turned on' by such an image really needs to seek help. If I was some supermodel or athlete I would be apprehensive to say the least.

Furthermore I will choose the scanner as I do not fly often. But I do understand those whom fly often holding concerns over repeated exposure. There is a reason the dental technician places a led 'vest' on you and then stands on the other side of a led wall when they take your xrays.

I'm just thinking a little common sense and some 'gasp' profiling would go an awful long ways.

As I said before why inconvience or 'offend' a few when we can inconvience and offend everyone.

Bubblehead1980 · 11-23-10, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

These storys do seem hyperinflated and all up in your face. Those incidents that do make the news are over the top tabloid type incidents. Frisking half naked young boys, babbys in their carriges, Nuns, urine bladder bursting, good looking women with a TSA agent hands on her breasts. This is the stuff the National Enquire froths at the mouth over. The rest of the media enjoys it as well.

I will agree with Limbaugh here (yes I know your all shocked) in that it is all in an effort to get you to use the scanners as the lesser of two invasive procedures.

About the pecunairy interists in those scanners is another topic but one you may wish to look into to get an idea of the players here. So get out your led foil hats

Anyhow personally I would choose the scanner because I dont really care if my tiny shriveled junk and beer belly are scrutinized. Anyone 'turned on' by such an image really needs to seek help. If I was some supermodel or athlete I would be apprehensive to say the least.

Furthermore I will choose the scanner as I do not fly often. But I do understand those whom fly often holding concerns over repeated exposure. There is a reason the dental technician places a led 'vest' on you and then stands on the other side of a led wall when they take your xrays.

I'm just thinking a little common sense and some 'gasp' profiling would go an awful long ways.

As I said before why inconvience or 'offend' a few when we can inconvience and offend everyone.

Israel does it right, should follow their example as far as airline security goes.

mookiemookie · 11-23-10, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

About the pecunairy interists in those scanners is another topic but one you may wish to look into to get an idea of the players here. So get out your led foil hats

gimpy117 · 11-23-10, 02:55 PM

The scanners are just another attempt to put up the charade of safety. the problem is, is a terrorist really wants to smuggle a bomb on, or a gun, he'll find another way. These guys sit around all day figuring this out.

Like I said...this is just to catch the stupid terrorists. All these images thay shot of a lady with a gun in her pants or a knife are bunk. A metal detector would find both of them

CCIP · 11-23-10, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by gimpy117

The scanners are just another attempt to put up the charade of safety. the problem is, is a terrorist really wants to smuggle a bomb on, or a gun, he'll find another way. These guys sit around all day figuring this out.

Like I said...this is just to catch the stupid terrorists. All these images thay shot of a lady with a gun in her pants or a knife are bunk. A metal detector would find both of them

Indeed. And I think a lot of that charade comes out of the ignorance of the fact that it's long been proven that a 'smart', well-trained and determined group of plotters, with a bit of serious effort and planning, can get in ANYWHERE that they want. That's life for you - for all you want to pretend, you can never be 100% safe. And even if you can be 99.9% safe, an adequately prepared foe will target that 0.1% gap without mistake. If nothing else, I think Red Cell proved that. Honestly, it's a fortune for us all that by and large, Al Quaeda plotters after 9/11 have all been incompetent bunglers. And it's their fortune that on 9/11, noone seemed to take the possibility of what actually happened seriously.

TLAM Strike · 11-23-10, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gimpy117

Like I said...this is just to catch the stupid terrorists. All these images thay shot of a lady with a gun in her pants or a knife are bunk. A metal detector would find both of them

Not if its a ceramic knife like the EOD and SEALs like to use...

Wolfehunter · 11-23-10, 04:59 PM

What did they expect was going to happen?... Guy sees a bunch of nude chicks... I'm waiting to hear these leaking online porn sites... or worse. Child porn...

This stupidity of these scanners and these excessive sexual abuse searches has to stop.

gimpy117 · 11-23-10, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Not if its a ceramic knife like the EOD and SEALs like to use...

that comes into the realm of "smart terrorists"
but it's been 9 years from 2001, you would think that, since we are just now getting these scanners, if it was such a huge problem we would have had it happened already.

besides, terrorists are now hiding bombs INSIDE of themselves. all these things will do is give use extra doses of radiation, and make us feel "safe"

mookiemookie · 11-23-10, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by gimpy117

besides, terrorists are now hiding bombs INSIDE of themselves.

The logical next step:

nikimcbee · 11-23-10, 05:08 PM

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