God and the Biker

GoldenRivet · 01-24-10, 09:17 PM

A man was riding his Harley along the Pacific Coast Highway when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said...

'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said,

Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want'.

The Lord said,

'That request is far too materialistic and self serving... besides, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the amount of concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for such a thing.
Think for a few minutes and try to come up with a wish that could possibly help all of mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time.. Finally, he said,

'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand
our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking
when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she
means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a
woman truly happy.'

And the Lord replied,

"Alright... so you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge to Hawaii?"

FIREWALL · 01-24-10, 09:36 PM

I'm screaming laughing John.

ETR3(SS) · 01-24-10, 10:34 PM

That's a good one, I'll be sure to pass it along.

nikimcbee · 01-24-10, 10:39 PM

bookworm_020 · 01-25-10, 01:15 AM

Priceless!!!!

01-24-10, 09:17 PM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	God and the Biker A man was riding his Harley along the Pacific Coast Highway when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said... 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want'. The Lord said, 'That request is far too materialistic and self serving... besides, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the amount of concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for such a thing. Think for a few minutes and try to come up with a wish that could possibly help all of mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time.. Finally, he said, 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a woman truly happy.' And the Lord replied, "Alright... so you want 2 lanes or 4 lanes on that bridge to Hawaii?" __________________ Last edited by GoldenRivet; 01-24-10 at 10:25 PM.

01-24-10, 09:36 PM	#2
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	I'm screaming laughing John. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

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ETR3(SS) Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Between test depth and periscope depth Posts: 3,021 Downloads: 175 Uploads: 16	That's a good one, I'll be sure to pass it along. __________________ USS Kentucky SSBN 737 (G) Comms Div 2003-2006 Qualified 19 November 03 Yes I was really on a submarine.

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________

01-25-10, 01:15 AM	#5
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Priceless!!!! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"