Trapped Nude with a dryer on his head

kiwi_2005 · 06-25-09, 07:41 PM

Guy has a few beers with mates, goes home to change, while naked he gets himself stuck in the dryer machine while looking for his underpants, ends up calling for help Soon after the ambulance staff, a female police officer and the 2 fire brigades guys rescue him.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2525...er-on-his-head

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Don't ask Dave Chapman why he climbed into the clothes dryer, it's an answer that eludes even him.
All he will say is the experience that followed won't be repeated.
His experience involves one pair of underpants, a Hoover 5050 ED heavy-duty dryer (with a 5kg load-bearing capability) and Dave.
He had been drinking with a few mates at Waipopo, near Timaru, on Saturday and went to change his clothes. When it came to finding a pair of undies to put on, Dave checked the dryer.
"By that time, I'd had a fair bit to drink; I don't know what flaming possessed me to get in it. I was trying to find these undies when everything just got stuck."
Dave, who still hadn't found the clothes to cover his lower half, managed to fit his head, shoulders and arms into the dryer in his search for appropriate clothing.
"I thought my undies were there, but obviously not."
Wedged in the 30cm-wide opening of the hot, recently used dryer up to his armpits, Dave let out a cry for help. By this stage, the heat from the dried clothes was getting to him. "I was panicking because there was no air," he said.
Thrashing around in a desperate bid to escape, Dave found his situation get worse. The dryer, which sat on another one, fell to the floor, on top of him. "Somehow I managed to move the whole thing. I fell over with it on my head."
His friends lifted the device back to its resting place, with Dave still stuck inside. Soon after they were joined by ambulance staff, a female police officer and the Washdyke and Temuka fire brigades.
A naked Dave found his nether regions exposed to the world. "They told me to remain calm and all that stuff. I said: 'Well you get in here'."
The fire crews took parts off the dryer, lifted Dave horizontally, and pulled him from his prison. He's still hurting a bit, with grazes and bruises, but he's glad to be free.
The dryer is back together, Dave is recovering and the undies . . . well, they were never there - the clothes in the dryer weren't his.

Platapus · 06-25-09, 07:43 PM

Let's hope he does not breed.

GoldenRivet · 06-25-09, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Let's hope he does not breed.

NO NO NO

lets hope he DOES breed, but produces all females

think what easy prey a young virile woman would be bent over into a dryer in the nude.

helplessness in its purest form!

bookworm_020 · 06-26-09, 01:48 AM

Knowing our luck he's already had offspring

Jimbuna · 06-26-09, 06:46 AM

It turned out the clothes in the dryer weren't even his

SteamWake · 06-26-09, 10:26 AM

This reminds me of the story where some guy got his privates stuck in the suction side of a pool pump.

Seems he had a few beers got a little frisky and went for a skinny dip and attempted to mate with a pool pump

When the emergency forces responded they couldent ... er.. extract him even when the pumps were cut off.

Only after some mechanical chopping and plenty of lubricant was he unplugged :rotfl:

Then theres the nudist that fell asleep on a slatted beach chair, face down. The warm sun

caused a bit of swelling and he was stuck.

Jimbuna · 06-26-09, 04:12 PM

What about the guy that got caught on camera screwing the parasol hole on a picnic table :rotfl:

06-26-09, 07:21 PM

Theres also a picture easily found on the intarwebs of a guy wearing stockings and his schlong in a car exhaust pipe. :rotfl:

nikimcbee · 06-26-09, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

It turned out the clothes in the dryer weren't even his

Steed?

06-25-09, 07:43 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Let's hope he does not breed. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

06-26-09, 01:48 AM	#4
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Knowing our luck he's already had offspring __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

06-26-09, 06:46 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It turned out the clothes in the dryer weren't even his __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-26-09, 10:26 AM	#6
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	This reminds me of the story where some guy got his privates stuck in the suction side of a pool pump. Seems he had a few beers got a little frisky and went for a skinny dip and attempted to mate with a pool pump When the emergency forces responded they couldent ... er.. extract him even when the pumps were cut off. Only after some mechanical chopping and plenty of lubricant was he unplugged :rotfl: Then theres the nudist that fell asleep on a slatted beach chair, face down. The warm sun caused a bit of swelling and he was stuck. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

06-26-09, 04:12 PM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What about the guy that got caught on camera screwing the parasol hole on a picnic table :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-26-09, 07:21 PM	#8
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Theres also a picture easily found on the intarwebs of a guy wearing stockings and his schlong in a car exhaust pipe. :rotfl: