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Old 06-20-09, 02:30 PM   #1
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Old 06-20-09, 02:41 PM   #2
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i knew a man who did this for a living.

though it does look like the man has his head lodged firmly in the elephant's arse... its important to note that its just the angle... it is in fact only his arm, clear up to the shoulder.

the same procedure is important for cattle or horses that get stopped up.

occasionally it is for female animals... and its NOT the animals anus.
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Old 06-20-09, 02:44 PM   #3
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...it is in fact only his arm, clear up to the shoulder.
Oh, that makes me feel so much better. Now I can consider applying for the job!:rotfl:
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Yea, im gonna go to the local zoo now and apply to be a elephant a** cleaner.:rotfl:
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Old 06-20-09, 05:18 PM   #5
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Yea, im gonna go to the local zoo now and apply to be a elephant a** cleaner.:rotfl:
dont forget the other hole
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Old 06-20-09, 05:43 PM   #6
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At least Herriot never had to deal with elephants (that I recall)
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Old 06-21-09, 04:54 AM   #7
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At least Herriot never had to deal with elephants (that I recall)
No....his favourite delights were cow pats as I recall
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When I said the Republican Party needed to be reexamined, this is not what I meant!
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These are the jobs Bush was refering to that Americans do not want to do...
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