The Italian tomato garden

Jimbuna · 06-09-09, 04:11 PM

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annualtomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over..? I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,

Vinnie

SteamWake · 06-09-09, 04:15 PM

Yo Vinnie !

WTG ! :rotfl:

onelifecrisis · 06-09-09, 05:42 PM

That got a proper belly laugh from me. Thanks Jim!

UnderseaLcpl · 06-09-09, 06:12 PM

Haha! Nice:rotfl:

NealT · 06-09-09, 06:29 PM

I can only say.....

TarJak · 06-09-09, 10:00 PM

AAAWWW ain that cute?

Love it mate.!

Sailor Steve · 06-10-09, 01:32 PM

Good one!

06-09-09, 04:11 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The Italian tomato garden An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annualtomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over..? I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologised to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-09-09, 04:15 PM	#2
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Yo Vinnie ! WTG ! :rotfl: __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

06-09-09, 05:42 PM	#3
onelifecrisis Maverick Modder Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: England Posts: 3,895 Downloads: 65 Uploads: 3	That got a proper belly laugh from me. Thanks Jim! __________________ Freedom of speech - priceless. For everything else there's Mastercard.

06-09-09, 06:12 PM	#4
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Haha! Nice:rotfl: __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

06-09-09, 06:29 PM	#5
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I can only say..... __________________

06-09-09, 10:00 PM	#6
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	AAAWWW ain that cute? Love it mate.!

06-10-09, 01:32 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Good one! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo