A tribute to all of the Fathers here!

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I'm a proud papa of a four year old girl. Both my wife and I work, but it was different shifts so we could raise her instead of day care. It was rough in the beginning because I worked midnights so I would be up 14 hours straight before I could hand off the baton, so to speak. Well she was collicky so I remembered a song my Father used to sing to my younger sister to put her sleep. I will say it worked like a charm and would like to share it with all of the other Fathers out there on their special day:


hush little girl

sweet baby dont cry, tonight

daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight

why cant it all be like it was before

how can i explain why mommy's not here anymore



cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores

daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores

daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus

i think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us



hush little girl

there is no reason to fret, tonight

don't mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight

soon it will all be like it was before

any minute, she will walk through that front door



but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer

then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear

daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus

i think thats why mommy left us



please dont cry

i swear i'll try

to be here by your side



right after daddy gets home from the bar

visits his bookie

and steals a new car

he'll drive to the strip club

and if daddy plays his cards right

he'll bring home your new mommy tonight



Thanks for letting my share with y'all. Happy Fathers day!