Balz Returns From First Patrol

Brag · 05-04-08, 09:54 AM

Rain pelted the harbour like GWX on 19 September 1939. The day U-45 returned from patrol. On the conning tower, Balz felt very sad. Half of the torpedoes had been duds. His choir tour of England was cancelled due to the outbreak of war. And now, rain on his triumphal return.

He got sadder when he didn't get any medals. Sad and alone in his room, he wrote a letter to his mother.

Dear Mutti,
BDU doesn't recognize me as the great hero that Iam. This is very sad.

Frau Balz read the letter and went into immediate action. She sent two cases of Schnapps to Balz's Twirlers. She wrote letters to BDU, the mayor of Wilhelmshaven and other notables. She then telephoned and rented a hall.

People from everywhere accepted the invitations and gathered at the hall

Hoochie-woochie twirlers twirled and sang songs praising Balz

When Balz saw the throng that came to honour him, he felt happy.

"This is very hoochie-woochie," he said to the reporter who came to cover the event.

Bosje · 05-04-08, 11:33 AM

lol

papa_smurf · 05-04-08, 01:06 PM

To: Herr Balz
From: Heinz Buder

Herr Buder writes:

Am sorry to hear about your unsuccessful patrol, those idiots at Torpedo Directive should sort out these probelms with the torpedoes as soon as possible. Would join you for a drink, but have just set sail for my second patrol. So instead i've left 2 cases of the finest schnapps in the officers mess, which I "liberated" from another officer, which you can have.

Your friend

Heinz Buder

GoDeep · 05-04-08, 06:35 PM

Alright, so Balz is back, saving the honor of the Fatherland in his unique, hoochie-woochie style!

Go get 'm, Balz

:rotfl:

HW3 · 05-04-08, 06:41 PM

The next thing you know, BdU will order us to put Balz's picture up in our radio rooms for inspiration.

bookworm_020 · 05-05-08, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HW3

The next thing you know, BdU will order us to put Balz's picture up in our radio rooms for inspiration.

When that happens, I'm defecting!

05-04-08, 09:54 AM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Balz Returns From First Patrol Rain pelted the harbour like GWX on 19 September 1939. The day U-45 returned from patrol. On the conning tower, Balz felt very sad. Half of the torpedoes had been duds. His choir tour of England was cancelled due to the outbreak of war. And now, rain on his triumphal return. He got sadder when he didn't get any medals. Sad and alone in his room, he wrote a letter to his mother. Dear Mutti, BDU doesn't recognize me as the great hero that Iam. This is very sad. Frau Balz read the letter and went into immediate action. She sent two cases of Schnapps to Balz's Twirlers. She wrote letters to BDU, the mayor of Wilhelmshaven and other notables. She then telephoned and rented a hall. People from everywhere accepted the invitations and gathered at the hall Hoochie-woochie twirlers twirled and sang songs praising Balz When Balz saw the throng that came to honour him, he felt happy. "This is very hoochie-woochie," he said to the reporter who came to cover the event. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/ Last edited by Brag; 05-04-08 at 10:24 AM.

05-04-08, 11:33 AM	#2
Bosje Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 732 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	lol __________________ And when an 800-ton Uboat has you by the tits... you listen!

05-04-08, 01:06 PM	#3
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	To: Herr Balz From: Heinz Buder Herr Buder writes: Am sorry to hear about your unsuccessful patrol, those idiots at Torpedo Directive should sort out these probelms with the torpedoes as soon as possible. Would join you for a drink, but have just set sail for my second patrol. So instead i've left 2 cases of the finest schnapps in the officers mess, which I "liberated" from another officer, which you can have. Your friend Heinz Buder __________________

05-04-08, 06:41 PM	#5
HW3 Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gresham Oregon Posts: 6,574 Downloads: 458 Uploads: 0	The next thing you know, BdU will order us to put Balz's picture up in our radio rooms for inspiration. __________________ "Some ships are designed to sink...others require our assistance." Nathan Zelk

05-04-08, 06:35 PM	#4
GoDeep Planesman Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Netherlands Posts: 188 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Alright, so Balz is back, saving the honor of the Fatherland in his unique, hoochie-woochie style! Go get 'm, Balz :rotfl: