Mohammad the Afghan

[kiwi_2005]

I'll probably get ripped for this joke.

Mohammad the Afghan came to Christchurch from Auckland, and he was only there a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Afghan doctor who said,
"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, sheet in de bocket,
peez on de sheet, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Mohammad took the bucket, went into the other room, sheet in the bucket, peezed on the sheet, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick .."

[Letum]

I don't get it?
Afganistan is coverd in urine? How so? Wah?

[Ducimus]

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I suppose alot wont get that one.

I *think* i do. Different countries, and their peoples have a peculiar odor about them. ALot of it has to do with what they eat, and some odors are not pleasing to ones senses. When you live somewhere all your life, you never notice it. But go to another country with a very different culture and culinary menu and your smell senses will be bombarded with stuff your not used to.

At any rate, This joke sounds like something some GI came up with.

[August]

Originally Posted by Letum

I don't get it?
Afganistan is coverd in urine? How so? Wah?

I think it means Aussies crap in buckets :p

[kiwi_2005]

i went to my shrink today

and he drew a vertical line on a piece of paper and asked me wot it represents?
i told him that i see it as a nude woman
so he drew another line beside it and asked me wot that represents.
i said "its a couple having sex"
from this he tell me he knows now that i have sex on the brain and never stop thinking about.
i replied "me a sexual devoit? your the one drawing all the dirty pictures"

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by August

I think it means Aussies crap in buckets :p

Not sure how you work that one out from a joke about an Afghan in New Zealand.

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by TarJak

Not sure how you work that one out from a joke about an Afghan in New Zealand.

Shsssh i think hes thinks im an aussie

[August]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

Shsssh i think hes thinks im an aussie

Eh, Aussies, Kiwis they're pretty much all ex-British convicts right?

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by August

Eh, Aussies, Kiwis they're pretty much all ex-British convicts right?

And damn well proud of it!!!

[August]

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

And damn well proud of it!!!

I've wondered about that from time to time. Is it because it keeps the English from teasing you about it?

[kiwi_2005]

Originally Posted by August

I've wondered about that from time to time. Is it because it keeps the English from teasing you about it?

Never had an english man tease me about it only a yank besides it makes me feel like a pirate

[Jimbuna]

The Aussies will tell you they use Kiwis to polish they're shoes.

Somebody must get that one.

I'm a little fortunate because I have relatives in both countries.

[Jimbuna]

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little
old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only 5 Sheckles."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do
not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two
miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back.

"Your bastard brother won't let me in without a tie!"

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little
old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only 5 Sheckles."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"OK," said the old Jewish man, "it does not matter that you do
not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two
miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back.

"Your bastard brother won't let me in without a tie!"

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[iborg]

Originally Posted by Ducimus

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At any rate, This joke sounds like something some GI came up with.

Actually, I've heard the same joke, in France, many years ago. Of course, it wasn't an Afghan but an Arab. Funny to see a joke crossing the language borders like that.