Torpedoing a schooner

Teho · 01-08-07, 10:26 AM

I just visited Dunkirk (GWX), which is an excellent target early in the war.No patrolling warships or anything. Sunk 4 destroyers, a medium merchant, a large tanker, a passenger liner and decided to put 1 fish under a schooner. BOOM!

just look at the image! When it landed it almost took a parked fishing boat with her. :rotfl:

bigboywooly · 01-08-07, 11:13 AM

Yep MTB's go the same way too

Have posted this pic before but here is a sailboat hit by a bomb from a stuka

Teho · 01-08-07, 11:40 AM

What mod is that? Navy of small vessels?

Letum · 01-08-07, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Teho

What mod is that? Navy of small vessels?

The Dunkirk evacuation in GWx

mookiemookie · 01-08-07, 12:45 PM

BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA! :rotfl:

How's life in the Air Force, Mr. Schooner Captain?! :rotfl:

Teho · 01-08-07, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

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Originally Posted by Teho

What mod is that? Navy of small vessels?

The Dunkirk evacuation in GWx

Really! when? -Or are you and Bernard just pissing in my ear?

Teho · 01-08-07, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA! :rotfl:

How's life in the Air Force, Mr. Schooner Captain?! :rotfl:

Aye! I just...dislike sailing boats. Those arrogant wine drinkers. Usually in real life i just make as much waves as possible if i spot a sailing boat. 34-feeter motor boat just makes enough waves.

Iron Budokan · 01-08-07, 02:36 PM

I like sailboats. I also drink wine. I also eat cheese someitmes when I drink wine. And I have a .38 Smith & Wesson with a carry permit. So I would be careful with the stereotypes if I were you.

Brag · 01-08-07, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Teho

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA! :rotfl:

How's life in the Air Force, Mr. Schooner Captain?! :rotfl:

Aye! I just...dislike sailing boats. Those arrogant wine drinkers. Usually in real life i just make as much waves as possible if i spot a sailing boat. 34-feeter motor boat just makes enough waves.

Real rag merchants drink rum

so don't create waves in the wrong places :rotfl:

Pumbaa · 01-08-07, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Budokan

I like sailboats. I also drink wine. I also eat cheese someitmes when I drink wine. And I have a .38 Smith & Wesson with a carry permit. So I would be careful with the stereotypes if I were you.

real drinkers carry a .45 and pee on carry permits

horrgakx · 01-08-07, 05:28 PM

Here's Teho's picture again but ... erm... lighter. And crucially, not on BLOODY IMAGESHACK!!!!!

Safe-Keeper · 01-08-07, 05:33 PM

The physics of the game are simply hilarious when it comes to small vessels.

Launch the editor, put a cluster of docked MTBs together, and then fire a torpedo into their midst in-game.

Dinsdale: Blimey, skipper--
Skipper: Now what, Dinsdale?
Dinsdale: It's raining Vospers.
Captain: DINSDA-A-A-A [hit by descending MTB] --Umph!

Come to think of it: Blown 50 metres into the air by the blast of a destroyer exploding, lands upside-down in the water, rights itself, and keeps going.

azn_132 · 01-08-07, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

The physics of the game are simply hilarious when it comes to small vessels.

Launch the editor, put a cluster of docked MTBs together, and then fire a torpedo into their midst in-game.

Dinsdale: Blimey, skipper--
Skipper: Now what, Dinsdale?
Dinsdale: It's raining Vospers.
Captain: DINSDA-A-A-A [hit by descending MTB] --Umph!

Come to think of it: Blown 50 metres into the air by the blast of a destroyer exploding, lands upside-down in the water, rights itself, and keeps going.

:rotfl: :rotfl: I love that do a movie again!! This time wit the sailboat.

Corsair · 01-08-07, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Teho

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA! :rotfl:

How's life in the Air Force, Mr. Schooner Captain?! :rotfl:

Aye! I just...dislike sailing boats. Those arrogant wine drinkers. Usually in real life i just make as much waves as possible if i spot a sailing boat. 34-feeter motor boat just makes enough waves.

Have been sailing for more than 30 years and even worked 10 years as sailing instructor in the Med and I don't drink wine

stabiz · 01-08-07, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Budokan

I like sailboats. I also drink wine. I also eat cheese someitmes when I drink wine. And I have a .38 Smith & Wesson with a carry permit. So I would be careful with the stereotypes if I were you.

:rotfl:Ace!

01-08-07, 10:26 AM	#1
Teho Helmsman Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 102 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Torpedoing a schooner I just visited Dunkirk (GWX), which is an excellent target early in the war.No patrolling warships or anything. Sunk 4 destroyers, a medium merchant, a large tanker, a passenger liner and decided to put 1 fish under a schooner. BOOM! just look at the image! When it landed it almost took a parked fishing boat with her. :rotfl:

01-08-07, 11:13 AM	#2
bigboywooly Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Swindon, England Posts: 10,151 Downloads: 35 Uploads: 0	Yep MTB's go the same way too Have posted this pic before but here is a sailboat hit by a bomb from a stuka __________________ My mediafire page http://www.mediafire.com/?11eoq19bq9r41

01-08-07, 12:45 PM	#5
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA! :rotfl: How's life in the Air Force, Mr. Schooner Captain?! :rotfl: __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

01-08-07, 02:36 PM	#8
Iron Budokan Sea Lord Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Texas Posts: 1,778 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	I like sailboats. I also drink wine. I also eat cheese someitmes when I drink wine. And I have a .38 Smith & Wesson with a carry permit. So I would be careful with the stereotypes if I were you. __________________ "You will take on England wherever you find her ships, and you will break her power at sea." --Iron Coffins, Herbert A. Werner http://kennethmarkhoover.com

01-08-07, 05:33 PM	#12
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	The physics of the game are simply hilarious when it comes to small vessels. Launch the editor, put a cluster of docked MTBs together, and then fire a torpedo into their midst in-game. Dinsdale: Blimey, skipper-- Skipper: Now what, Dinsdale? Dinsdale: It's raining Vospers. Captain: DINSDA-A-A-A [hit by descending MTB] --Umph! Come to think of it: Blown 50 metres into the air by the blast of a destroyer exploding, lands upside-down in the water, rights itself, and keeps going. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

01-08-07, 11:40 AM	#3
Teho Helmsman Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 102 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	What mod is that? Navy of small vessels?

01-08-07, 05:28 PM	#11
horrgakx Ensign Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 230 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Here's Teho's picture again but ... erm... lighter. And crucially, not on BLOODY IMAGESHACK!!!!!