Let out on good behavior!

Reece · 11-02-06, 08:48 AM

Hi, Well Gizzmoe threw me in the brig for posting a thread with a taboo subject, He was going to throw away the key but after getting sore knees He had pity on me and I was eventually released on good behaviour!

I had to post this thread as a warning to others because the conditions while serving time in the Brig were horrific:

1) The bed was full of bedbugs & I got a large rash in areas I don't wish to elaborate on.
2) I wouldn't have minded the bread & water diet for breakfast except for the green growth on the bread & the water smelt like sulphur!

3) Trying to get the weavily beans down at tea time was a chore, so I opted for the cockroaches as these were in abundance & tasted better anyway.

4) The smell, I couldn't get used to the stale urine mixed with some other smell like rancid vomit, what ever it was I hated it!

At first I thought Gizzmoe was just flexing his muscles, but after careful consideration (and being released early) I must agree that his punishment was Just!

Well back to posting, a little wiser though.

Cheers,
Reece.

Respenus · 11-02-06, 09:37 AM

It's good to hear that prison has finally educated someone and that they will not stray on the path of evil again :p

Good to hear that the conditions in the brig are so good. I've heard of worse!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 11-02-06, 11:45 AM

Sounds like fairly standard u-boat fare to me.

mr chris · 11-02-06, 12:28 PM

Crikey First Recce and now Gibs are or have been in the brig what is happening around here?
Next someone is going to say that Sir Big Jugs has left again.

IceGrog · 11-02-06, 12:49 PM

Taboo huh! I’ve been to that island once. Time in the brig, well I guess you are glad you don’t have one of those avatars like Navy Dude, or that Wild Thing

NipplesTheCat · 11-02-06, 01:48 PM

Thats exactly why I refuse to post in the "how did you choose your name" thread. If I did that, they would lock me up and melt down the key,...which they would then use to make anoter lock for my cell door.

Respenus · 11-02-06, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by NipplesTheCat

Thats exactly why I refuse to post in the "how did you choose your name" thread. If I did that, they would lock me up and melt down the key,...which they would then use to make anoter lock for my cell door.

But you do realise, that posting here will make Gizzmoe look at your name and then...the brig for you young man!

AVGWarhawk · 11-02-06, 02:44 PM

Thankfully there are revolving doors of justice!!!

SteamWake · 11-02-06, 02:54 PM

Probably the best thing you could have done is to say nothing at all :hmm:

NipplesTheCat · 11-02-06, 02:54 PM

My name isnt against the rules.....is it?

Jimbuna · 11-02-06, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by NipplesTheCat

Thats exactly why I refuse to post in the "how did you choose your name" thread. If I did that, they would lock me up and melt down the key,...which they would then use to make anoter lock for my cell door.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: CLASSIC

11-02-06, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by NipplesTheCat

My name isnt against the rules.....is it?

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

Sailor Steve · 11-02-06, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Albrecht Von Hesse

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

(Paraphrasing one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare. If you don't get it, I might deign to explain someday)

JScones · 11-02-06, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Originally Posted by Albrecht Von Hesse

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

(Paraphrasing one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare. If you don't get it, I might deign to explain someday)

I think he is just milking an opportunity here.

P_Funk · 11-02-06, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JScones

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Originally Posted by Albrecht Von Hesse

If my mammary serves me correctly, I see no reason why you should have to choose an udder name.

Brig him for his bad taste!:rotfl:

(Paraphrasing one of my favorite lines from Shakespeare. If you don't get it, I might deign to explain someday)

I think he is just milking an opportunity here.

OH good God! It just never ends!

But now I'm so very curious WHICH taboo subject it was?:hmm: DAMN, I'll never know.

11-02-06, 08:48 AM	#1
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,696 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Let out on good behavior! Hi, Well Gizzmoe threw me in the brig for posting a thread with a taboo subject, He was going to throw away the key but after getting sore knees He had pity on me and I was eventually released on good behaviour! I had to post this thread as a warning to others because the conditions while serving time in the Brig were horrific: 1) The bed was full of bedbugs & I got a large rash in areas I don't wish to elaborate on. 2) I wouldn't have minded the bread & water diet for breakfast except for the green growth on the bread & the water smelt like sulphur! 3) Trying to get the weavily beans down at tea time was a chore, so I opted for the cockroaches as these were in abundance & tasted better anyway. 4) The smell, I couldn't get used to the stale urine mixed with some other smell like rancid vomit, what ever it was I hated it! At first I thought Gizzmoe was just flexing his muscles, but after careful consideration (and being released early) I must agree that his punishment was Just! Well back to posting, a little wiser though. Cheers, Reece. __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

11-02-06, 09:37 AM	#2
Respenus Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,169 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It's good to hear that prison has finally educated someone and that they will not stray on the path of evil again :p Good to hear that the conditions in the brig are so good. I've heard of worse! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________

11-02-06, 11:45 AM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Sounds like fairly standard u-boat fare to me. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-02-06, 12:28 PM	#4
mr chris Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 3,562 Downloads: 216 Uploads: 0	Crikey First Recce and now Gibs are or have been in the brig what is happening around here? Next someone is going to say that Sir Big Jugs has left again. __________________ Last edited by mr chris; 11-02-06 at 12:32 PM.

11-02-06, 12:49 PM	#5
IceGrog Engineer Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA on the edge of the Pacific Posts: 217 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Taboo huh! I’ve been to that island once. Time in the brig, well I guess you are glad you don’t have one of those avatars like Navy Dude, or that Wild Thing __________________ U-551 7th Flottille Laid down: 21 Nov, 1939, Blohm & Voss, Hamburg Commissioned: 7 Nov, 1940 Commander: Kptlt. IceGrog von Ritter Sunk: 12/11/1940, 01/01/1941, 10/16/1941, 01/16/1942, 08/04/1943 .................................................. .......... A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

11-02-06, 01:48 PM	#6
NipplesTheCat 中国水兵 Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 281 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Thats exactly why I refuse to post in the "how did you choose your name" thread. If I did that, they would lock me up and melt down the key,...which they would then use to make anoter lock for my cell door.

11-02-06, 02:44 PM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Thankfully there are revolving doors of justice!!! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Probably the best thing you could have done is to say nothing at all :hmm: