Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff

vienna · 05-17-11, 01:48 PM

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0517-arnold-20110517,0,1994592.story

It seems hard to believe Maria Shriver didn't suspect something was going on; the mother was a long time staff member and it seems unlikely she never met the woman or her child. If she did meet the child, surely there must have been some resemblence to Arnold. As a public service I present:

Top Ten Ways to Detect if a Child was Fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger

10. Inability to pronounce words with lots of vowels
9. Doesn't say "goodbye";, just "Asta la vista,baby";
8. Strong fondness for lederhosen
7. Smokes Cuban cigars
6. Constantly has to be stopped from "playing doctor"
5. In preschool, kept trying to invade neighboring sandboxes
4. When asked "What do you want to be when you grow up?", answers "Governor of a state that I can screw up"
3. Can bench press his mother
2. Is unable to distinguish fantasy from reality...no, wait that's children fathered by Charlie Sheen
1. Keeps making passes at the nanny

05-17-11, 01:48 PM	#1
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0517-arnold-20110517,0,1994592.story It seems hard to believe Maria Shriver didn't suspect something was going on; the mother was a long time staff member and it seems unlikely she never met the woman or her child. If she did meet the child, surely there must have been some resemblence to Arnold. As a public service I present: Top Ten Ways to Detect if a Child was Fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger 10. Inability to pronounce words with lots of vowels 9. Doesn't say "goodbye";, just "Asta la vista,baby"; 8. Strong fondness for lederhosen 7. Smokes Cuban cigars 6. Constantly has to be stopped from "playing doctor" 5. In preschool, kept trying to invade neighboring sandboxes 4. When asked "What do you want to be when you grow up?", answers "Governor of a state that I can screw up" 3. Can bench press his mother 2. Is unable to distinguish fantasy from reality...no, wait that's children fathered by Charlie Sheen 1. Keeps making passes at the nanny Last edited by vienna; 05-17-11 at 02:25 PM.