A joke

Skybird · 05-14-11, 09:16 PM

Read this on a plate in a shop today:

Personnel management is the art to pull an employee over the table so quickly that the friction creates nest warmth.

(Personalführung ist die Kunst, Angestellte so schnell über den Tisch zu ziehen, daß die Reibung Nestwärme erzeugt).

frau kaleun · 05-14-11, 10:15 PM

This joke reminds me a lot of a couple of Pat Buchanan's speeches... in the sense that it probably works better in the original German.

Penguin · 05-15-11, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

This joke reminds me a lot of a couple of Pat Buchanan's speeches... in the sense that it probably works better in the original German.

but don't forget the great German Vorkriegswitz:

Jimbuna · 05-15-11, 03:31 PM

LOL

05-14-11, 09:16 PM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,602 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	A joke Read this on a plate in a shop today: Personnel management is the art to pull an employee over the table so quickly that the friction creates nest warmth. (Personalführung ist die Kunst, Angestellte so schnell über den Tisch zu ziehen, daß die Reibung Nestwärme erzeugt). __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	This joke reminds me a lot of a couple of Pat Buchanan's speeches... in the sense that it probably works better in the original German.