The 5 Word Poem

Anthony W. · 07-28-11, 04:31 PM

I had to get in on the action...

The rules:

Make it funny

Allow me to start...

There once was a NealStevens...

Stealhead · 07-28-11, 06:43 PM

NealStevens is not one word though

Platapus · 07-28-11, 06:49 PM

Are you sure you are not intending a limerick instead of a poem?

Buddahaid · 07-28-11, 07:03 PM

Who espouted such shocking believings,

EDIT: DUH! FIVE words!

Stealhead · 07-28-11, 07:07 PM

Notifyoudonotplaceaspcebetweenthemyouseethisisonly
oneverylongwordandIstillcanusefivemore,

Buddahaid · 07-28-11, 07:12 PM

That his hair on head,

EDIT: DUH! FIVE words!

frau kaleun · 07-28-11, 08:23 PM

I keep trying but I just can't figure out how to rhyme "NealStevens" with "Nantucket."

frau kaleun · 07-28-11, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus

Are you sure you are not intending a limerick instead of a poem?

I'll have you know that limericks are the most elevated form of poetry.

By which I mean they're a lot funnier if you're a little high when you read them.

Anthony W. · 07-28-11, 10:46 PM

Poem - limerick - post what you feel lol

Growler · 07-29-11, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

By which I mean they're a lot funnier if you're a little high

I've found that to be true of life in general.

Jimbuna · 07-29-11, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Growler

I've found that to be true of life in general.

Me too.

07-28-11, 04:31 PM	#1
Anthony W. Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Central Indiana Posts: 850 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	The 5 Word Poem I had to get in on the action... The rules: Make it funny Allow me to start... There once was a NealStevens... __________________ Sunken Mustangs Proud Ford Mustang owner "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!" - Admiral David Farragut Run silent - run deep - keep the baffles clear - targets front and center. Private pilot and history buff

07-28-11, 06:49 PM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Are you sure you are not intending a limerick instead of a poem? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

07-28-11, 07:03 PM	#4
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Who espouted such shocking believings, EDIT: DUH! FIVE words! __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

07-28-11, 07:12 PM	#6
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	That his hair on head, EDIT: DUH! FIVE words! __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

07-28-11, 10:46 PM	#9
Anthony W. Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Central Indiana Posts: 850 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	Poem - limerick - post what you feel lol __________________ Sunken Mustangs Proud Ford Mustang owner "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!" - Admiral David Farragut Run silent - run deep - keep the baffles clear - targets front and center. Private pilot and history buff

07-28-11, 06:43 PM	#2
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	NealStevens is not one word though

07-28-11, 07:07 PM	#5
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Notifyoudonotplaceaspcebetweenthemyouseethisisonly oneverylongwordandIstillcanusefivemore,

07-28-11, 08:23 PM	#7
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I keep trying but I just can't figure out how to rhyme "NealStevens" with "Nantucket."