My lucky day

Platapus · 07-11-10, 05:21 PM

See you poor guys later. I am on easy street. I will try not to forget the "little people"....

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good day – 07-05-2010
Good day to you my friend, my name is william cheung living in Hong Kong.
I seek your assistance in a business transaction/investment of the sum of 44.5MUSD.
I will explain more in my next e-mail when I get your reply. You will get 50% of the
total sum after we finish this business. Please reach me back via my personal address
williamcheg99@yahoo.com.hk OR williamcheg73@aol.com Thank you.
Sincerely,
Mr. William Cheung

I know it is legitimate because it does not come from Nigeria. Plus he gave me his real name.
How hard can it be to track down a Mr. Cheung in Hong Kong?

<singing> I'm in the money...

07-11-10, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

See you poor guys later. I am on easy street. I will try not to forget the "little people"....

I know it is legitimate because it does not come from Nigeria. Plus he gave me his real name.
How hard can it be to track down a Mr. Cheung in Hong Kong?

<singing> I'm in the money...

And I've got some ocean front property in Kansas for sale if you're interested!

Platapus · 07-11-10, 05:49 PM

As soon as I get my easy 22 million, we can do a deal!

07-11-10, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

As soon as I get my easy 22 million, we can do a deal!

Take your time! Besides, it might take me awhile to move Oklahoma and Texas out of the way to get to the ocean anyways!

TarJak · 07-11-10, 08:21 PM

I met with Mr. Cheung recently on a visit to HK and he said the cheque is in the mail.

Moeceefus · 07-11-10, 08:41 PM

Sweet!

conus00 · 07-11-10, 08:43 PM

[This is a repost but anyway...]

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 44.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

My usual answer to emails like this one.

Raptor1 · 07-12-10, 01:00 PM

You should send the reply I posted in Xabba's old thread a while ago.

I wish I got some of those...

07-11-10, 05:49 PM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	As soon as I get my easy 22 million, we can do a deal! __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

07-11-10, 08:43 PM	#7
conus00 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: DB85 Posts: 804 Downloads: 166 Uploads: 0	[This is a repost but anyway...] Dear Sir, please do not bother me with the offer of petty 44.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers. They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time. Sincerely, conus00 My usual answer to emails like this one. __________________

07-12-10, 01:00 PM	#8
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	You should send the reply I posted in Xabba's old thread a while ago. I wish I got some of those... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-11-10, 08:21 PM	#5
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I met with Mr. Cheung recently on a visit to HK and he said the cheque is in the mail.

07-11-10, 08:41 PM	#6
Moeceefus 中国水兵 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: New York Posts: 278 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Sweet!