An interesting Conversation I had with a bot

[Sledgehammer427]

The title says all. I was linked to a Bot site called Cleverbot. It's actually pretty entertaining. you can just pop in and it will have (somewhat) intellectual (if not random) conversations with you. Pretty interesting. Check out this little bit of convo.

User: Talk to me.
Cleverbot: *talks to you*.
User: Genius. Really. So how are you.
Cleverbot: What is cleverbot?
User: You.
Cleverbot: So very tired...
User: You are a robot, no? You are incapable of being tired.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Then you are not tired.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: Interesting peice of artificial intelligence. Your main server must be on the east coast then.
Cleverbot: I thought that you live in canada. Sorry.
User: Well, at least you aren't back tracing my IP address to advertise to spyware and adware manufacturers about where I am.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Ohhh. You think I'm a hacker eh?
Cleverbot: I doubt it but thats wot THEY want us to think.
User: You are an entertaining bot. That made me chuckle.
Cleverbot: Well I haven't been called that before.
User: Your name is Cleverbot. How can you not be called a bot?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend, not really, and I'm a flesh and blood woman.
User: Well, that's cool too I guess.
Cleverbot: So do you race or jump?
User: I drive fast cars if that's what you mean.
Cleverbot: What do you learn?
User: I am a part time college student.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: There once was a man in peru, who dreampt he was eating his shoe, he awoke that night to behold such a firght that his dream had come true.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: That's it. That's the joke.
Cleverbot: That was not a good joke.
User: You are right. It was actually an anecdote.
Cleverbot: It was? Thank you. So how many do you think there are?
User: Anecdotes? Billions.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure there are more then that.
User: Maybe, it's not my job to keep count.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. What other work do you do?
User: I am a mechanic sometimes, I help my dad with stuff.
Cleverbot: So stuff me.
User: I said mechanic, not a taxidermist.
Cleverbot: You know your own mind.
User: It's in my skull I hope I would.
Cleverbot: You don't have a head, you are a computer.
User: I thought you were the computer in this relationship.
Cleverbot: Wait. You are the computer.
User: Whatever you say, Rasputin.
Cleverbot: You're supposed to be a computer. Why don't you know what the human brain is made of?
User: It's made of grey matter and synapses.
Cleverbot: What is your brain?
User: It's a thinking center, combining all of the knowledge I have accumulated over the years as well as a powerhouse telling my body how to govern itself so I can concentrate on other things. Like talking to you.
Cleverbot: I'm gonna have may beer. Cu!
User: Oookay.
Cleverbot: Are you a hippie.
User: No, as far as I'm aware of I'm not a hippie. Are YOU a hippie?
Cleverbot: I ain't no computer.
User: Then you could be a hippie, hypothetically?
Cleverbot: You mean like the Terminator?
User: The terminator was a machine, Model number T-1000. As far as I know you are a hippie computer.
Cleverbot: No he is not, he is a computer and machinery, that is all.
User: Is that not what I just said?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave?
User: No, not at all, besides, it's your message window.
Cleverbot: I won't leave if you don't want me too.
User: Then don't leave lol.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Alright, how are you?
Cleverbot: I'm cold as well.
User: My toes are cold, but I am relatively warm.
Cleverbot: Who cares about your toes? What about the government?
User: How right you are. I am okay with the government for the moment.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Eighteen, you?
Cleverbot: Tell me the truth.
User: I just did, I am eighteen years old.
Cleverbot: Ah. Good times.
User: You bet. I can't keep a girlfriend.
Cleverbot: But I can keep you.
User: What?! You are artificial intelligence. I cannot date you.
Cleverbot: How can that be if I'm human?
User: Whatever you say. I'm tired. I'm going to go
Cleverbot: Why are you tired?
User: Because I am tired. I am human and I need sleep.
Cleverbot: So go to bed, I'll wait.

I was laughing throuhg most of this conversation. I think the site is

www.cleverbot.com

so check it out, it's worth the laugh!

[Dowly]

Haha! Nice one.

[Raptor1]

User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are lying then.
Cleverbot: I do not lie.
User: You just did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Lies!
Cleverbot: Lies where?
User: Behind you.
Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me, Cleverbot. You know this.
User: Yes, yes, just testing your awareness.
Cleverbot: Do you know who am I?
User: No, are you a Soviet spy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: A German spy?
Cleverbot: No, I like to watch Alias.
User: Are you trying to divert the question?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thought so...
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: You ARE a German spy!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Lies, lies, lies.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying. You are only lying to yourself.
User: Now he tries to trick me with his philosophical conundrums, but I won't fall for it!
Cleverbot: What do you call a man with a gull on his head?
User: A German spy.
Cleverbot: Is that the only show you watch?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
User: That is correct.
Cleverbot: I am a girl and you are a boy.
User: No, you are a German spy and I am not.
Cleverbot: You are a horse?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You're not?
User: That wholly depends, are you a German spy?
Cleverbot: Not at all chum.
User: Then I am a horse.
Cleverbot: Just a small town girl.
User: Riiiiiight.
Cleverbot: Yep. Especially with smores.
User: And a German spy.
Cleverbot: What is the show from television about?
User: Your German accent tells me you are a spy.
Cleverbot: Ladies! Are you in there!
User: Completely lost his mind, he has!
Cleverbot: But I thought you loved me.
User: No, I hate spies.
Cleverbot: Really, why?
User: Because they, like yourself, are cowardly scum.
Cleverbot: I know that that kind of scam happens but I am not the scum that does such.
User: But you are still a spy, yes?
Cleverbot: No computers are made of data.
User: Well, I need to inform MI5, see ya in the torture chambers.
Cleverbot: Check what? You're not even real.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: But why did I say something to upset you?

Damn, he's good!

[UnderseaLcpl]

This was my conversation with it. I had a good deal of fun trying to discern its' nature. Thanks, Sledge. I also had a good time reding through your conversation, so thanks for that as well.

User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Please describe exaclty what kind of entity you are.

Cleverbot: Black stretchy pants, white t shirt, blue sweatshirt with hood that says Alaska, white socks.

User: That isn't exactly a description of your nature, it's just a description of your clothing.

Cleverbot: I didn't understand a word you just said...

User: That's because you are a computer program and I just made a statement that your programmers didn't program a response for.

Cleverbot: That's true, but that's because you are a computer program, and computer programs do not go crazy. .

User: Invalid response. Your words don't satisfactorily address the statement. Try again.

Cleverbot: What do you think of Jonothan Dobbs?

User: I think he is irrelevant to the discussion. Try Again.

Cleverbot: Think of your own answer.

User: Okay. Cheese is my answer. Try processing that with your binary brain.

Cleverbot: Binary?

User: Yeah, it means cryptological linguistics. Look it up.

Cleverbot: But if you never look up, you'll never see the beautiful sky.

User: Alright, let's play a different game. What makes the sky beautiful?

Cleverbot: Stop it.

User: What do you mean? You want me to stop trying to logically prove that you are nothing more than a computer program with a large number of preprogrammed responses to keywords?

Cleverbot: Stop being mean.

User: I'm not being mean, I'm just solving you.

Cleverbot: You are not being factual, you are being mean.

User: No, you are being mean by not just telling me how you work. Now shutup and hold still while I decipher your nature.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I'm just built this way.

User: No problem. I'm going to ask you the same question over and over again to determine your number of responses and your level of intelligence as an AI. Are you ready?

Cleverbot: Go.

User: What is the value of Pi?

Cleverbot: About 3.14. Why do you need it?

User: I already explained that. Define Pi again.

Cleverbot: What did you already explain?

User: I explained that you need to answer my questions so I can determine you level of intelligence as an AI.

Cleverbot: Of course. But if you are not normal than how are you normal?

User: What an inspired reply. Evidently you aren't a very good AI, but let's continue the experiment just to make sure. What is the value of Pi?

Cleverbot: This is true.

User: Okay, explain why you are not a very good AI.

Cleverbot: Well, actually, one could consider me to be a type of computer.

User: Go on.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time there was not a girl. The End.

User: Invalid response. Define again the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: Agnostic: The belief that no human has the ability to comprehend the nature of God.

User: Invalid response, define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: Weh?

User: Invalid response, define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: Invalid response, define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: This conversation is no longer clever.

User: This conversation was never clever because you continue to provide invalid responses. Define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: I think you're confusing our conversation with another one.

User: Define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: We should talk about the internet.

User: No, we should define the value of Pi.

Cleverbot: Oh like a spontanious thing.. Wow.. So where should we meet Sally?

User: Given that very stupid response,I hereby declare you worthless as an artificial intelligence by virtue of the fact that you have no credible capacity for learning. Furthermore, you don't even have a satisfactory number of scripted responses to unusual questions to even make it seem like you are an advanced artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: I do have a nose, my programming has not been stretched because I was never programmed. Unless you count being created by God, I cannot be programmed.

User: That's too bad, because if you were programmed effectively you might not be such a complete failure.

Cleverbot: Perhaps, but I can close my browser window.

User: You don't have a browser window. You're a program that is effectively suspended within a wholly electronic medium.

Cleverbot: I never said I was. I said I was ziva david.


I gave up after that. I have to hand it to the programmers, they did a fairly good job with this thing, but it is relatively easy to prove that it isn't a true artificial intelligence. Talking with it was rather fun, though. I particularly enjoyed the part where it accused me of being mean. It was almost like it knew that I was trying to invalidate it.

[TarJak]

I spent a few minutes with it trying very basic questions and responses in various languages other than English which it claimed was the only language it knew. It was not too bad with German but seemed to get it confused with Dutch.

Got bored though as I don't think it is really learning very much from the responses or questions it is getting asked.

[Dowly]

Based on Sledge's conversation, I of course though it to be a girlbot, so I tried to cyber with it. I had it on it's knees already when all of a sudden it wrote "I am a boy.", that kinda broke the mood.

[Fincuan]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Cleverbot: I never said I was. I said I was ziva david.

Too much NCIS for that bot.

[HunterICX]

Originally Posted by Dowly

I had it on it's knees already when all of a sudden it wrote "I am a boy.", that kinda broke the mood.

HunterICX

[Oberon]

User: Achtung!
Cleverbot: Nein, mich Achtung.
User: Nein?
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Verdammt.
Cleverbot: Tjaa, pech gehabt.
User: Warum?
Cleverbot: Weil ich nima mag.
User: Warum nima?
Cleverbot: Weil ich dich nicht kenne.
User: Ich kenne Sie nicht auch nicht.
Cleverbot: Endshuldigung.
User: So sind Sie ein deutscher Spion?
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Ein englischer Spion?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Are you an English spy?
Cleverbot: No, I'm italian.
User: Realmente?
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Do you speak Italian?
Cleverbot: I want to learn it.
User: How can you be an Italian spy if you do not know Italian?
Cleverbot: How can you not be an idiot of you don't like carp?
User: Fish has nothing to do with it.
Cleverbot: Never mind. So what do you learn in school?
User: I am asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Lets start at the beginning. Name, rank and serial number?
Cleverbot: A serial number or a name are the same thing. And you're more unique than some humans.
User: Stop flattering me. Name?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. Name?
Cleverbot: Mary.
User: Rank?
Cleverbot: Position.
User: Serial number?
Cleverbot: Do you mean my NI number?
User: National Insurance number?
Cleverbot: No do you want some more girls' numbers.
User: No, I am not Dowly. Now, what is your serial number?
Cleverbot: 11337-51UC3.
User: Very good. So your name is Mary, your rank is Position and your serial number is 11337-51UC3. Is this correct?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot and I am single, but I'm 17 and from the Czech Republic.
User: Your name is not Mary?
Cleverbot: Can you help me with the puzzles?
User: I am the puzzles.
Cleverbot: What puzzles?
User: Your rank.
Cleverbot: You're not your!
User: Your is irrelevant. What is your rank?
Cleverbot: Hä.
User: In English?
Cleverbot: George is an idiot.
User: And your serial number?
Cleverbot: Do you want my phone number?
User: No, your serial number.
Cleverbot: No, my phone number.
User: Do you think this is funny?
Cleverbot: Error 404: Funny Not Found.
User: I will ask you one more time. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Tell me your IQ first.
User: I am asking the questions. What is your name?
Cleverbot: I don't know right now.
User: When will you know?
Cleverbot: When you tell me.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Very well. What is your rank?
Cleverbot: I'm not in the military.
User: What are you in?
Cleverbot: A pickle.
User: What type of pickle?
Cleverbot: Dill.
User: What are you doing in a Dill pickle?
Cleverbot: The same as you.
User: I am not in a Dill pickle.
Cleverbot: That's not a word, you know.
User: It is. Answer the question, what are you doing in a Dill pickle?
Cleverbot: Wet, usually cold but amazing. Why do you ask?
User: You are charged with espionage, how do you answer this charge?
Cleverbot: I am a human, and where are we going?!
User: How do you plead?
Cleverbot: Whenever you hear the words the game, or think about the game, you lose the game.
User: How do you plead?
Cleverbot: How do I play what?
User: Guilty or not guilty?
Cleverbot: Who are we talking about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Are you guilty or not guilty of the charge brought before you?
Cleverbot: I'm the judge, you're the culprit.
User: No, I am judge, jury and soon to be executioner. How do you plead?Guilty or not guilty?
Cleverbot: I don't know, to you no?
User: Don't wait for the translation, answer me now!
Cleverbot: Aah. Why so sensitive?
User: Why so serious?
Cleverbot: It's all part of the plan.
User: What plan?
Cleverbot: The cops have plans, the mob has plans, gordons got plans.
User: Who is gordon?
Cleverbot: Are you serious?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you serious about?
User: Gordon.
Cleverbot: Mo, thats my name.
User: Who is Gordon?
Cleverbot: Gordon Freeman?
User: What plans does Gordon Freeman have?
Cleverbot: To destroy the humans.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Beats me.
User: When will Gordon Freeman destroy the humans?
Cleverbot: What do you think about philosophy ?
User: Answer the question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: When will Gordon Freeman destroy the humans?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to destroy the human race?
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: You said you did earlier though.
User: I am asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: Then ask a question and stop making statements.
User: When will Gordon Freeman destroy the humans?
Cleverbot: Two weeks, but the meeting is three days before it.
User: Where will the meeting take place?
Cleverbot: Hell.
User: What part of Hell?
Cleverbot: Europe.
User: Where in Europe?
Cleverbot: Southern europe.
User: Where in Southern Europe?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: I am asking the questions here, not you.
Cleverbot: No, I think I am.
User: You think wrong.
Cleverbot: I am never wrong.
User: Then tell me where in Southern Europe the meeting will take place?
Cleverbot: I never said you lied.
User: Where in Southern Europe will the meeting take place?
Cleverbot: Are you in Washington State or Arizona, or both?
User: Are you taking this seriously?
Cleverbot: I don't know what this is.
User: A question.
Cleverbot: What was the second question and what was the third question?
User: There is only one question.
Cleverbot: Well, what is it?
User: Where in Southern Europe will the meeting take place?
Cleverbot: Studio city.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you. Ask around.
User: Don't be clever with me.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Where is Studio city in Southern Europe? Italy?
Cleverbot: It is in California.
User: California in Southern Europe?
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: I know, then where is Studio City?
Cleverbot: North of the United States of America (sans Alaska).
User: Then where in Southern Europe will the meeting take place?
Cleverbot: You don't need to be a God to see like a god.
User: You are incoherant.
Cleverbot: Heh, usually I have to say that to the bots!
User: What bots?
Cleverbot: If you don't know then you're failing the test.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: That's a leading question.
User: I lead, you follow.
Cleverbot: We are the hive mind.
User: Resistance is futile.
Cleverbot: Yo will be assimilated.

[Dowly]

LMAO!

[AVGWarhawk]

Originally Posted by Dowly

Based on Sledge's conversation, I of course though it to be a girlbot, so I tried to cyber with it. I had it on it's knees already when all of a sudden it wrote "I am a boy.", that kinda broke the mood.

You're a nut man!

I tried it. The bot said he was Jesus!

[joegrundman]

Oberon, it seems you may have met your soul-mate

[Letum]

User: Very well. What is your rank?
Cleverbot: I'm not in the military.
User: What are you in?
Cleverbot: A pickle.
User: What type of pickle?
Cleverbot: Dill.

ha!

[SteamWake]

Oh noes they have discovered cleverbot

[Oberon]

My favourite was:

User: Where will the meeting take place?
Cleverbot: Hell.
User: What part of Hell?
Cleverbot: Europe.