Happy Anniversary

Jimbuna · 04-20-09, 03:24 PM

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Dowly · 04-20-09, 03:26 PM

For the umphteenth time: Cant you ppl start a joke thread? Instead of a having a 1 joke per one thread? Geez.

FIREWALL · 04-20-09, 03:27 PM

Oh crap jim, but that's so funny in so many ways.

Jimbuna · 04-20-09, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Oh crap jim, but that's so funny in so many ways.

I've always wanted to do something like that in RL, but my wife doesn't drive

FIREWALL · 04-20-09, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I've always wanted to do something like that in RL, but my wife doesn't drive

My wife knows how to use bolt cutters.

SteamWake · 04-20-09, 03:53 PM

:rotfl:

Old joke but Funny, and here I was thinking this was going to be about Harry Reid.

(2 years ago today)

Jimbuna · 04-20-09, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteamWake

:rotfl:

Old joke but Funny, and here I was thinking this was going to be about Harry Reid.

(2 years ago today)

LOL

Raptor1 · 04-20-09, 05:30 PM

I think this one was posted on these very forums somewhen during the last year and a half

August · 04-20-09, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

For the umphteenth time: Cant you ppl start a joke thread? Instead of a having a 1 joke per one thread? Geez.

Oh go have another drink and quit your complaining...

Dowly · 04-20-09, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

Oh go have another drink and quit your complaining...

But I'm all out.

nikimcbee · 04-20-09, 10:52 PM

Okay, there's a Finn, a Norwegian, and a Swede...

nikimcbee · 04-20-09, 10:57 PM

nikimcbee · 04-20-09, 10:59 PM

Jimbuna · 04-21-09, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

For the umphteenth time: Cant you ppl start a joke thread? Instead of a having a 1 joke per one thread? Geez.

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

Oh go have another drink and quit your complaining...

Especially for Dowly

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...13#post1087913

04-20-09, 03:24 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Happy Anniversary Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-20-09, 03:27 PM	#3
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Oh crap jim, but that's so funny in so many ways. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

04-20-09, 03:53 PM	#6
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: Old joke but Funny, and here I was thinking this was going to be about Harry Reid. (2 years ago today) __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

04-20-09, 05:30 PM	#8
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	I think this one was posted on these very forums somewhen during the last year and a half __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Okay, there's a Finn, a Norwegian, and a Swede... __________________

04-20-09, 03:26 PM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	For the umphteenth time: Cant you ppl start a joke thread? Instead of a having a 1 joke per one thread? Geez.

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