April Fool

Jimbuna · 04-01-09, 02:48 PM

A woman wakes in a hospital to find a doctor stood over her. She asks him what happened, to which he replies, "Madam, you were in a horrific car crash with your son and daughter and have just woken up from a coma."

She says, "my son was an amazing footballer and could have been the next Pele. Where is he?"

The Doctor replies, "he had his legs crushed and they had to be amputated."

"And my daughter...she was a fantastic tennis player and could have won at Wimbledon. What about her"?

He says "I'm afraid there was too much damage as she went through the window - we had to remove her arms."

Emotionally crushed, the woman asks the doctor how long she had been in a coma and what date it was, to which he replied, "you were in a coma for six months, and today is April the first."

She says, "April Fool's day - so were you joking?"

"Ha ha, yeah... they both died on impact."

Dowly · 04-01-09, 02:51 PM

ROFL!!! That's my kind of humor!

VipertheSniper · 04-01-09, 02:58 PM

Man that's a cruel type of humour... I like it.

AVGWarhawk · 04-01-09, 02:59 PM

Bit twisted Jim...even for you

You see who's funny bone it tickled. Dowly

Jimbuna · 04-01-09, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Bit twisted Jim...even for you

You see who's funny bone it tickled. Dowly

hehe....last one

The night of March 31st and as blind Tim gets tucked up in bed his Mum says,
"If you pray really hard tonight,tomorrow you will be able to see!" So little Tim prays like never before. Morning comes and Tim is still blind. His Mum gently pats him on the head.
"I know son," she said, "April fool!"

Final last one (for the Brits)

Freddie and Bobby Goody are lying in bed when Tweed comes in "Boys come quick your mothers not dead it was a publicity stunt, come on get up" The boys rush out of bed disbelieving their ears, the get to the bottom of the stairs when they hear a voice from the top. "Haha, April Fools"

Dowly · 04-01-09, 05:55 PM

Tchocky · 04-01-09, 06:44 PM

It's my birthday on April 1 and no one ever believes me

Sailor Steve · 04-01-09, 06:49 PM

Today's Birthdays

Carotio, IronOutlaw (63), UBOAT234 (46), candy2500 (27), ReFaN (20)

Why isn't your name on the list?

Jimbuna · 04-02-09, 03:11 AM

I was arrested yesterday morning for playing a trick at work.

The police have informed me that, despite it being April Fool's Day, it's still rape.

Tchocky · 04-02-09, 04:05 AM

Steve - never saw that feature before. Or at least, haven't seen it since 2004

Jim -

Christopher Snow · 04-02-09, 05:23 AM

Haha, JIm...

They'll let u off, if you ensure the victim was "an activist"

Won't really matter WHAT sort of activist, mind u

On the OTHER hand...........maybe it SHOULD matter after all.

CS

04-01-09, 02:48 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	April Fool A woman wakes in a hospital to find a doctor stood over her. She asks him what happened, to which he replies, "Madam, you were in a horrific car crash with your son and daughter and have just woken up from a coma." She says, "my son was an amazing footballer and could have been the next Pele. Where is he?" The Doctor replies, "he had his legs crushed and they had to be amputated." "And my daughter...she was a fantastic tennis player and could have won at Wimbledon. What about her"? He says "I'm afraid there was too much damage as she went through the window - we had to remove her arms." Emotionally crushed, the woman asks the doctor how long she had been in a coma and what date it was, to which he replied, "you were in a coma for six months, and today is April the first." She says, "April Fool's day - so were you joking?" "Ha ha, yeah... they both died on impact." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-01-09, 06:44 PM	#7
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	It's my birthday on April 1 and no one ever believes me __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

04-01-09, 06:49 PM	#8
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Today's Birthdays Carotio, IronOutlaw (63), UBOAT234 (46), candy2500 (27), ReFaN (20) Why isn't your name on the list? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-02-09, 03:11 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I was arrested yesterday morning for playing a trick at work. The police have informed me that, despite it being April Fool's Day, it's still rape. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-02-09, 04:05 AM	#10
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Steve - never saw that feature before. Or at least, haven't seen it since 2004 Jim - __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

04-01-09, 02:51 PM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	ROFL!!! That's my kind of humor!

04-01-09, 02:58 PM	#3
VipertheSniper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Austria Posts: 1,070 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Man that's a cruel type of humour... I like it.

04-01-09, 02:59 PM	#4
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Bit twisted Jim...even for you You see who's funny bone it tickled. Dowly

04-01-09, 05:55 PM	#6
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0

04-02-09, 05:23 AM	#11
Christopher Snow Engineer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 201 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Haha, JIm... They'll let u off, if you ensure the victim was "an activist" Won't really matter WHAT sort of activist, mind u On the OTHER hand...........maybe it SHOULD matter after all. CS