CHESS: Review

[fatty]

Found on SimHQ... possibly posted before but still good for a chuckle:

The latest offering in the rapidly overflowing strategy genre is hard evidence that strategy games need a real overhaul, and fast. Chess, a small-scale tactical turn-based strategy game, attempts to adopt the age-old "easy to learn, difficult to master" parameter made popular by Tetris. But the game's cumbersome play mechanics and superficial depth and detail all add up to a game that won't keep you busy for long.

Chess casts you as king of a small country at war with a rival country of equivalent military power. There is little background story to speak of, and by and large the units in the game are utterly lacking any character whatsoever. The faceless, nondescript units are dubbed arbitrarily such labels as "Knight" and "Bishop" while their appearance reveals nothing to suggest these roles. To make matters worse, the units on both playable sides are entirely identical aside from a simple color palette swap.

The setting of the conflict is equally uninspiring and consists merely of a two-color grid so as to represent the two warring factions. Adding insult to injury, there is only one available map - and it's pathetically small, an 8x8 matrix (even the first Red Alert maps are up to 128x128 in size). The lack of more expansive battlefields makes Chess feel like little more than an over-glorified Minesweeper.

In a definite nod to Tetris, Chess eschews any kind of personality and styling in order to emphasize its supposedly addictive gameplay. Unfortunately, that gameplay is severely lacking. For one thing, there are only six units in the game. Of those six, two are practically worthless while one is an overpowered "god" unit, the Queen. She's your typical Lara Croft-esque 1990s "me, too" attempt to attract the fabled gaming girl audience from out of the woodwork to help solidify a customer base for a game that simply cannot sell itself on its own merits. The Queen can attack in any direction and she is balanced solely by the fact that both sides are equally equipped with only one. Otherwise, the functions of the six Chess units feel entirely arbitrary. For instance, Rooks can only move in horizontal lines, unable to attack enemies at diagonal angles; yet Bishops can move diagonally, but not horizontally.

The result is a frustratingly unrealistic effort at creating balance and strategy where there is, in fact, very little of either element to be found. Inexplicable pathing problems also plague Chess - the irritating Pawns can only move straight ahead, but for some reason or other they attack diagonally. Worst of all, your units are always deployed in exactly the same fashion. While there might have been some strategic element involved in cleverly deploying one's troops around the undeniably constricted map, the designers saw fit to enforce a "rule" about how the game should be set up. In the end, Chess matches may often go on for a great length of time because your Pawns always begin in front of your more useful forces, thereby blocking them off.

Only two players can compete simultaneously, thus severely limiting any play life to be found. There is only one gameplay mode - no capture the flag or team play - and that involves the two players taking turns moving their units one by one. The moment a player's King is threatened, that player is placed in a state of "check." At this point, the player must defend his King with whatever means are available. If he cannot defend his King, he is defeated. Yawn. All units are killed by a single hit, so even a lowly Pawn can be instrumental in defeating an opponent if you plan accordingly. While the artificial balance of forcing equivalent deployment for both sides turns Chess into something of a battle of wits, the turn-based play is poorly paced and never really picks up speed until halfway through a game, if then. And half the time, because of the limited troops available (and no resources with which to purchase more), matches end in disappointing stalemates.

This game attempts to accredit itself by virtue of its tactical play mechanics. Yet those mechanics are tedious and difficult to grasp and exacerbate Chess's other numerous failings. In fact, should you actually memorize all the infuriating little rules governing how the game is played, you'll find yourself growing weary of it all in short order. There's just no payoff to a properly executed game, because the restrictions on the units mean there's a "right" way to play. Thus no real variety can exist between competent players. The sluggish turn-based nature of Chess bogs the package still further and renders this strategy game an irreverent exercise in wasted time for all but the most die-hard turn-based strategy enthusiasts.

It's more than likely that Chess, due to its self-conscious though not entirely elegant simplicity, will garner a small handful of fans. But in light of this game's boundless oversights and limitations, there is no chance it could ever enjoy the sort of success that makes games like Westwood's C&C: Red Alert and Blizzard's Warcraft II the classics they are to this day.

[Skybird]

Yum-yum!

[Raptor1]

:rotfl:

[Blacklight]

I think I read this ages ago on Boardgamegeek.com. Still a funny little piece ! :rotfl:
And the way the kids think nowadays, this article definitely hits the nail on the head for the direction things are going. I imagine in another generation or so, the youngsters won't even know what a board game is.

[Skybird]

Originally Posted by Blacklight

I think I read this ages ago on Boardgamegeek.com. Still a funny little piece ! :rotfl:
And the way the kids think nowadays, this article definitely hits the nail on the head for the direction things are going. I imagine in another generation or so, the youngsters won't even know what a board game is.

Nor will they know what a strategy game is. On computer, strategy often translates into makijg best use of the mouse, and finding one blueprinted method of how to always win the game. Calculating your move like you do in chess is a need I know not a single PC game confronting you with.

[Blacklight]

Calculating your move like you do in chess is a need I know not a single PC game confronting you with.

I beg to differ on that. What about PC games like Dangerous Waters, The Operational Art of War series and other PC wargames. There are a LOT of computer games that play like chess in the way you have to consider the results of your action for several moves in the future.
Your argument DOES hold sway over the vast majority of video games the kids play nowadays though on PC's and ESPECIALLY on Consoles.

[Raptor1]

Ah, Blacklight beat me to it

It's true that while the majority of PC strategy games don't require strategy at all, there are some games (Hearts of Iron 2 being one of my favourites) that have much strategic depth in them

[Skybird]

Originally Posted by Blacklight

I beg to differ on that. What about PC games like Dangerous Waters, The Operational Art of War series and other PC wargames. There are a LOT of computer games that play like chess in the way you have to consider the results of your action for several moves in the future.
Your argument DOES hold sway over the vast majority of video games the kids play nowadays though on PC's and ESPECIALLY on Consoles.

I know all the games you listed, and I know CoSims as well, but that they are complex in organisation and handling, and that I do not easily beat them, does not mean they are as challenging in complex calculation, as chess is. Both are lightyears apart, imo. If I would approach playing chess the way I approach a PC strategy game or sim, I would loose. In other words, chess makes my grey stuff smoking - DW or any hexfield sim does not. That does not mean that I win them easily - I may not, but still the complexity of problems and the mere diversity of possibole moves (the variation tree) that they confront me with, is not the same like in chess. Not too mention the level of flwless precision needed to calculated a correct chess combination. every PC game is far, far more forgiving, in that regard. and often by rules random elements get implemmented (calcuating combat results after all boni had been added or substracted) that even make precise calculation obsolete.